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  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Aw it’s a baby

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hi @peaches, or should I call you Edwardnickstevedanieljohnpateickwayne?

    Disclaimer:  All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    taint me

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You're giving most of us way too much credit.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    Florida Man Confesses To Killing Grandfather, Pulls Human Ears From Pocket During Questioning

    https://cbsloc.al/3rQXRIT

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Florida. It's not just the men:
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-principal-daughter-arrested-for-allegedly-hacking-student-accounts-to-cast-homecoming-votes

    Florida school principal, daughter arrested for allegedly hacking student accounts to cast homecoming votes
    Authorities began investigating after hundreds of votes for Tate High School's Homecoming Court were flagged as fraudulent.

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,992 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:
    Cop: Dude, that ain't kosher!

    Dude: It's really not a big dill.

    Never realized Mr. Detiege posted here. Freak...

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Florida Man Confesses To Killing Grandfather, Pulls Human Ears From Pocket During Questioning

    https://cbsloc.al/3rQXRIT

    Boy, he looks like a real winner.....🙄

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    Florida. It's not just the men:
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-principal-daughter-arrested-for-allegedly-hacking-student-accounts-to-cast-homecoming-votes

    Florida school principal, daughter arrested for allegedly hacking student accounts to cast homecoming votes
    Authorities began investigating after hundreds of votes for Tate High School's Homecoming Court were flagged as fraudulent.

    With skills like that, she ought to run for class president.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^ Why stop there?

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This thread is great btw loll

    I’ve got many questions…

  • RobbyCruzRobbyCruz Posts: 584 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

  • FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    You are less than a mile from my house right there.

    Unfortunately I'm at work in Pompano. Spent a week in the Keys and turned off all my technology after the 2nd day.

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • RobbyCruzRobbyCruz Posts: 584 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @FIRERAT said:

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    You are less than a mile from my house right there.

    Unfortunately I'm at work in Pompano. Spent a week in the Keys and turned off all my technology after the 2nd day.

    Lol small world, I work alot in this area. Still on the job as we speak.

    Hope you enjoyed your week in the keys.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2021

    If I ever move to Florida I'm getting a "Florida man" T shirt.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    Say hi when you get here. Thats my neighborhood

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I sense a herf in the Florida Men's future

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oops! Our bad.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

    Or an alligator trainer

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

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