Madder than a wet hen...
("When hens were brooding (angry and troublesome), Southern farmers used to dunk them in cold water in an effort to make them snap out of this phase. By doing so, they could collect eggs more easily.")
Honey, why is there a chick in our bathtub with no clothes on?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
As he stared at the creature now standing before him Harold thought "I'm going to have to word this third wish a lot more carefully".
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Damn, I'm running late. I have an appointment on the other side with some character named Beetlejuice.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Comments
No glove no love…
Anyone who’s broken in and wore out a few pairs of work gloves, has done this. If you didn’t know that,…. good for you.
@Stubble AKA The Texas plow boy.
I can't think of anything that wouldn't get me banned.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Madder than a wet hen...
("When hens were brooding (angry and troublesome), Southern farmers used to dunk them in cold water in an effort to make them snap out of this phase. By doing so, they could collect eggs more easily.")
Attention: Henny Penny, should now be addressed as Ducky Dime.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Honey, why is there a chick in our bathtub with no clothes on?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Did I, or did I not, tell you to get the no-tears shampoo?
You after underestimating her WAP.
@Amos_Umwhat
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Heads or tails
No! She no fish smells! She fresh daisy! Really!
A.K.A "Don't get high on your own supply"
As he stared at the creature now standing before him Harold thought "I'm going to have to word this third wish a lot more carefully".
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
No worries babe, I know a guy who does body work.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I'm not declaring myself the winner but, I'm calling that last one expired.
Moving on!
Childhood trauma #6, idiot parents.
@Stubble
Damn, I'm running late. I have an appointment on the other side with some character named Beetlejuice.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain