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"Honey, I don't care where you put it, I want another damn bathroom!"
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Save the endangered Swiss velcro goats
Try again, trump!
That fückin @Stubble won’t bring those carrots up here
I think the “discharged firearm in the brass section “ is going to get laughs pretty much at any caption
Rusty is late. While we wait,….
Rusty was not aware that someone does not understand the concept of notifying the “winner” upon submitting the winning vote.
Frank's first day on the low carbohydrate diet.
@silvermouse
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That didn't take long @Bob_Luken
Room with a view
It's all down hill from here.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
"Honey, I don't care where you put it, I want another damn bathroom!"
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
What goes up must come down.
Good luck getting that new bedroom set past the bathroom.
Why'd you put it there?
Going upstairs stimulates my bladder.
And going downstairs?
You guessed it!
@Amos_Umwhat wins it. You're up.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I wonder how he's getting that carrot to levitate
I'm declaring myself the winner even though I'm one shy of five Vote Ups.
Got so drunk he tried to smoke a baguette.
Both good captions, but @Stubble gets the nod.