I'm just trying to do what the Ikea instructions said, but it really doesn't feel right.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I know I'm the Captain, but if this sucker goes down I'm bailing!
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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I'm just trying to do what the Ikea instructions said, but it really doesn't feel right.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Don't worry, I'm wearing eye protection.
Is this one too on the nose? Either way he nailed it.
@peter4jc
@peter4jc
Now equipped with woman driver mode.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Every time I try to open my car door in a parking lot, I hit the car next me. And I don’t do things half way.
For sale: used grand marquis, efficient parking model, featured on tv…$35,000 no low ball offers…I know what I’ve got.
@ShawnOL
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Oh dear, if it isn’t the Bucks again. They are the family with all the doe.
I know I'm the Captain, but if this sucker goes down I'm bailing!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I know this is the wrong thread, but I'm the Captain and I'll do what I damn please.
Besides, I get better lookin' every day, and you deserve to gaze upon my pretty puss.
Calling Ricky a pirate 🏴☠️ from now on just for high jacking a post!
Couldn’t help meself
How do you like my new "flotation devices", boys?
I dunno…but I figure seeing the boat captain putting on a flotation device is kinda like watching the pilot of a plane grabbing a parachute.
Taking this bitsh back!
They always said the bright light at the end of the tunnel signifies heaven.
Glenn, your shed looks much bigger on the inside.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
@Rdp77
This should be fun….
"Planning out the furnace installation."
“Does this cigar make my face look big?”