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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Does anyone remember a time when 2x4s measured 2" x 4"?

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Significant3 said:
    Thinking how convenient it was waiting for a TV dinner to heat up in the oven in under 45 minutes.

    Getting home and waiting 5 minutes for the TV to warm up and turn on.

    In Fumo Pax
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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭✭✭

    All that I have to do is look in a mirror.

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Knowing the origins of Yaksters tag line.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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    PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Remember when people mowed their own lawns, cleaned their own homes, and going out to eat was a special occasion?

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There's a whole lot of hate for young people going on this week. I'm sure that your previous generation was saying the same crap about you when they were your age. Circle of life you bunch of geezers!

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,230 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    There's a whole lot of hate for young people going on this week. I'm sure that your previous generation was saying the same crap about you when they were your age. Circle of life you bunch of geezers!

    This week? Anytime is fine with me. They're young they can take it. So leave us geezers alone. Brittle bones.

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    JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    There's a whole lot of hate for young people going on this week. I'm sure that your previous generation was saying the same crap about you when they were your age. Circle of life you bunch of geezers!

    This week? Anytime is fine with me. They're young they can take it. So leave us geezers alone. Brittle bones.

    I'm pretty sensitive but I'll be ok

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    There's a whole lot of hate for young people going on this week. I'm sure that your previous generation was saying the same crap about you when they were your age. Circle of life you bunch of geezers!

    As will you when you're a crusty ol curmudgeon. Now get off my lawn.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    @Trykflyr_1 said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    There's a whole lot of hate for young people going on this week. I'm sure that your previous generation was saying the same crap about you when they were your age. Circle of life you bunch of geezers!

    As will you when you're a crusty ol curmudgeon. Now get off my lawn.

    Yep. We heard "These youngsters can't even hitch up a team of horses to a wagon", "you call that music?", "Get a haircut, weirdo!", and such as that.

    It's probably just envy. You know, look at those dummies, if I could still do what they can do...

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,722 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Doesn't matter... just because it was dumb on my (younger) part doesn't mean the young'ns now aren't doing dumb stuff.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Aren't you from south carolina?

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,545 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Aren't you from south carolina?

    Absolutely. And how are things in Idaho?

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Aren't you from south carolina?

    Absolutely. And how are things in Idaho?

    Quite well. I'm up to my eyes in potatoes.

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    @First_Warrior said:
    I can remember a new place called McDonalds where I could get three hamburgers, fries and a coke for 99 cents.

    In the 60s, my sister and I found a dime in the grocery store and the clerk gave us 2 candy bars for turning it in. I later realized that the candy bars were normally 8 cents each and on sale for a nickle each at that time.
    At the bowling alley my parents went to, you could get a bottle of pop out of the machine for a dime.

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I remember 5¢ Thrifty ice cream cones.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    my first computer

    Original Price (US): US$2495
    400k disk drive
    Processor Speed: 8 MHz
    128k ram

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @deadman said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I remember 2g phones

    I miss that, being able to completely organize the start menu.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @First_Warrior said:
    I can remember a new place called McDonalds where I could get three hamburgers, fries and a coke for 99 cents.

    I bet the burgers were full sized burgers, too.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    My First Computer: Apple ][+

    Original Price (US): US$1,195
    Storage via audio output to cassette tape
    Optional external floppy drive: 5.25" 140 Kb
    NTSC Video Output
    Processor Speed: 1 MHz
    16k ram

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    I just walked by a mirror and it confirmed that I'm old. "Mirror, mirror on the wall.... Go **** yourself."

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