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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    That's why we're standing up most of the time.

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  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I know I am old when I can remember the first time I went to a strip show. I was 17 and just graduated from high school. A bunch of us went to Cleveland's shady side. We went to theater that had a stage and promised bare naked women. We got to observe Bomber Betty and her B-17 act. The act consisted of Betty dancing with propellers fixed to her boobs and with the music they rotated clockwise and counterclockwise . We were kind of drunk and had a great time.
    These days it is pole dancers with nothing left to the imagination.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Trykflyr_1 said:

    You know what this connected to.

    Amazing!

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Trykflyr_1 said:

    You know what this connected to.

    That's even got the new coax adapter so you don't have to screw the wires on separately.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    when you shake your head because the NYT felt the need to explain this:

    https://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/news/birds-arent-real-or-are-they-inside-a-gen-z-conspiracy-theory/

  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I know I'm an old guy because I used to help my Grandmother catch, kill, and pluck a chicken for Sunday dinner.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I still do that...but the chickens are mine

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @First_Warrior said:
    I know I'm an old guy because I used to help my Grandmother catch, kill, and pluck a chicken for Sunday dinner.

    Oh, the smell of hot chicken feathers, I much preferred scrapping hogs to that one.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You've mail-ordered something and it took six to twelve weeks for delivery.

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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    You've mail-ordered something and it took six to twelve weeks for delivery.

    Cash on delivery. Never did it but I remember it being a thing.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It least it makes a good screwdriver.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    You know you're old if you used one, and not simply because you know what it is.

    I agree with this message.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You know your old If you've made one.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The first time I put oil in a car was with one of those spouts.

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  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    God you guys are so old I love you guys but geeze

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:
    What if I told you I still have one?


    But that's in your kitchen so I'm assuming you use it for Texas sized cans of soup.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ve used them before...on oil and beer cans

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