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At least 1,200 Twitter workers resigned Thursday, people close to Twitter said, decimating key teams as Elon Musk tried to contain the damage.
Friday, November 18, 2022 4:00 PM ET
Mr. Musk emailed Twitter employees this morning with a plea: “Anyone who actually writes software, please report to the 10th floor at 2 p.m. today,” he wrote in a two-paragraph message, which was viewed by The New York Times. “Thanks, Elon.”
The Earth can now be said to weigh about six ronnagrams, instead of 6,000 yottagrams. Jupiter can be described as having a mass of about 1.9 quettagrams, instead of just 1.9 million yottagrams. And an electron’s weight is one rontogram, or 0.001 yoctograms.
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The Earth can now be said to weigh about six ronnagrams, instead of 6,000 yottagrams. Jupiter can be described as having a mass of about 1.9 quettagrams, instead of just 1.9 million yottagrams. And an electron’s weight is one rontogram, or 0.001 yoctograms.
OK, but how many instagrams is it? Huh? Yeah, let's hear about that!
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Parasite makes leaders of the pack
Wolves infected with a parasite that commonly infects cats are more likely to become leaders of the pack or strike out on their own. In a data set spanning 27 years, wolves in Yellowstone National Parkthat were infected with Toxoplasma gondii were 46 times more likely to become pack leaders and 11 times more likely to start a new pack than were uninfected animals. “Parasites might have a much larger role than anyone generally gives them credit for,” says wildlife ecologist and study co-author Connor Meyer.
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After Divorce Settlement, Gisele Expected To Own At Least 3 Times As Many Super Bowl Rings As Aaron Rodgers
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...not sayin' this information is entirely useless, but...
I hear it's Francis' birthday today.
Not useless by a longshot!
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We need a pic like that when there's a big spider on your dash.
@Patrickbrick might say this is not useless... I spotted this at a rummage sale today. He is now vindicated!
Hope you bought it!
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If you flip a vegan onto its back it can't get up.
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4X more people speak English as a second language than those of us that speak it as a their only language.
Some of us don’t speak it too good still
be careful out there:
It's probably just covid
Or wait how does that work
I knew nobody got the flu in 2020.
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Strange this guy is smart but incapable of seeing past his opinions:
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The New York Times
BREAKING NEWS
At least 1,200 Twitter workers resigned Thursday, people close to Twitter said, decimating key teams as Elon Musk tried to contain the damage.
Friday, November 18, 2022 4:00 PM ET
Mr. Musk emailed Twitter employees this morning with a plea: “Anyone who actually writes software, please report to the 10th floor at 2 p.m. today,” he wrote in a two-paragraph message, which was viewed by The New York Times. “Thanks, Elon.”
On Google Maps, I found a meth lab in rural Tennessee.
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The Earth can now be said to weigh about six ronnagrams, instead of 6,000 yottagrams. Jupiter can be described as having a mass of about 1.9 quettagrams, instead of just 1.9 million yottagrams. And an electron’s weight is one rontogram, or 0.001 yoctograms.
OK, but how many instagrams is it? Huh? Yeah, let's hear about that!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
plzdontbid was the screen name for the only bidder on some cigars I was interested in.
I didn't bid.
Thanks Bob
Parasite makes leaders of the pack
Wolves infected with a parasite that commonly infects cats are more likely to become leaders of the pack or strike out on their own. In a data set spanning 27 years, wolves in Yellowstone National Parkthat were infected with Toxoplasma gondii were 46 times more likely to become pack leaders and 11 times more likely to start a new pack than were uninfected animals. “Parasites might have a much larger role than anyone generally gives them credit for,” says wildlife ecologist and study co-author Connor Meyer.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-03836-9
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French man wins right to not be ‘fun’ at work
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/11/27/france-man-fired-company-drinking-culture/