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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Strange. I know of more than one pregnancy that happened because of a motorcycle ride.3
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8
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Lmao, Peter
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10
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Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
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Thanatos0320 said:Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webmIn Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.1 -
0patience said:Thanatos0320 said:Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.
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Thanatos0320 said:Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.
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In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.1 -
Oh, OUCH! Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear? That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....
Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......0 -
jlmarta said:Oh, OUCH! Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear? That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....
Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......
Looks like the feller who owns the water tank left a coil of water hose on the fence post. Papa bear wanted the hose... who knows why... maybe it smelled like beer. Pulled and yanked; couldn't get it off, turned round & braced his back on the post to pull harder. When the hose finally gave way, it whiplashed him in his bear necessities.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"his bear necessities" -- lol, clever turn of phrase.4
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This bear reminds me of a lesson I've learned, forgotten, and learned again on occasion. Gotta go slow on that first belt loop. Have you ever pulled your belt through the first belt loop too fast and brought the metal belt buckle around in an arc that accelerated right into your bear necessities? I have.3
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Guess my vision isn’t so good. Looked like someone pitched a tree limb right at the poor bears huevos......0
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Dam that was funny!!!....Been there a time or two0
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Walk it off. Oh you can't walk?
OMG! ROFL!
I've seen it dozens of times and it still has me laughing so hard it brings tears to my eyes.
I know, I'm going to hell.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.0 -
When you first become a police officer, when no one is around, you stand in front of a full length mirror with your full uniform on. There was one more thing I wish I had tried at home.
I'm walking a beat on a beautiful summer Friday night, when I decided how hard would it be to twirl a nightstick. It looked so easy on TV. So at 7:10 PM, in broad daylight in a commercial area, I decided to try it. On the very first try, I caught myself right square in the crotch. I got dizzy, nauseous and I am holding on to a parking meter, trying not to throw up and pass out!
In 30 years, I never tried it again!
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