I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
So man up and stop ****For what it's worth: I set out six a.m. from the southern end of Skyline Drive yesterday. Shoulda been a five hour ride. But the old guy I was travelling with hit google maps and convinced himself we should follow I-66 from Front Royal to DC Beltway, then 95 North & home. Google thought this would save an hour. Long story short, we endured stop and go in sweltering heat beginning at the Beltway and on past Baltimore, where I finally bailed on my travelling companion at Bel Air & hit a real nice cigar lounge in Churchville to chill out. So while I'm sitting there sucking on a coke in one hand and a Fuente in the other, I can see thru the door where customer after customer come in the walk in humidor, with or without Dad, looking for cigars. I tell you they were doing a land office business selling Fathers Day stix.Me, I'm a great-grandpa, & I got nuttin. Except a nice camping weekend on the Skyline.Come home, all hot & sticky, Bearswatter wants me to BBQ a pork roast.No.Anyhoo... back to work now.
Why would a lion wear pork chop panties?I don't get it.