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Muslims riot for more Family Circus
by Robert Doyle
"We demand more access to Jeffy, Dolly, Billy and the whole gang!" screamed Pakistani cleric Abu al-Shaheen at a rally of some 35,000 people in the main square of Pakistan's capital city. As a show of solidarity with the puckish creations of illustrator Bil Keane, the crowd burned copies of Peanuts strips, along with those of Hagar the Horrible and Calvin and Hobbes. "Down! Down Peanuts!" chanted the crowd as the strips were set ablaze.
"Peanuts’ Lucy is a filthy **** compared to the delightfully plump and virtuous Dolly!" said laborer Ali Hassan, 24. "We want to see more of Dolly and her dealings! Not some dirty Snoopy dog who eats the bones of the dead!"
Rioters overturned cars, court rulings (some of the rioters were judges) and smashed the newly-replaced windows of the Danish embassy. “We probably should have waited to replace the ones they broke during the first Mohammed riots, that’s my b,” said Danish Ambassador Anders Flakkerssson.
The main newspaper in Pakistan, The Daily Pakistanian, carries a small comics section featuring strips like Mustaffa Moose, the wildly-popular Yemeni Yassir: Freedom Fighter, and one simply called Couscous. The American contributions to the pages are Peanuts and Calvin and Hobbes, both of whose welcomes appear to be at an end. "When America leaves our region, we demand you take Peanuts and Calvin with you! Leave us our oil and Family Circus!" said al-Shaheen.
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Trump suggests that protesting should be illegal
“I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters."
WASHINGTONPOST.COM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-suggests-protesting-should-be-illegal/2018/09/04/11cfd9be-b0a0-11e8-aed9-001309990777_story.html?utm_term=.3c3cb7fed9e1
The Washington Post definitely made up this headline. They plucked a badly worded quote, (from an interview they didn't even do,) stripped the quote entirely of context and used it to make up a lying headline about what Trump "suggested". He didn't suggest anything of the sort. He was rambling on and on like he always does without even completing his own sentences. And this is what you get from a dishonest journalist, and newspaper. Read the article, then read the Daily Caller article and the full quotes that the WP quote was plucked from. This headline is pure BS, bias-at-the-core, journalism. If he had actually suggested criminalizing protests, it would make headlines in ALL the papers and lead EVERY news broadcast. Nobody in the news business is reporting on this except a few far left outlets parroting the WP article.3 -
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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overbite“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Talk about a mouthful of teeth..."When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."0
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Probably tough to floss.....
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"The Mueller probe is finally wrapping up."
... sources close to the investigation
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."3 -
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You just had to post that, didn't you? You just had to make me see that? Thanks, pal."I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2
