One year anniversary contest
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Well, I have a wedding anniversary tonight. More importantly, my one year anniversary on the forum is February 24th. So I thought I would have a contest as we all have done. @CalvinAndHobo gave me the idea for this one. We are going to have a nub-off.
What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:
As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:
Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:
Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:
But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:
Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:
I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.
Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:
As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:
Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:
Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:
But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:
Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:
I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.
Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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27.Yakster said:Boogie Nights, oh I mean, great idea for a contest, Frank.
A doorknob.
That should cover me....2 -
Happy Anniversary, Frank
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Too bad I am out of commission to enter this contest. Love the idea, great contest, and happy anniversary x 2.I was born a fool, and just got bigger!3
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No nubber assistance.
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Good start guys! Keep em coming!I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
How about this one?
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I like my lips too much to try winning your Gurkhas and RP's.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis7 -
I feel dumb because I came up with this contest idea, so I feel like I at least have to attempt it once before it ends.3
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Oooohhhhhhh good one ^I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
Nice contest, Frank.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Wow!I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
tytyvm
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Love seeing all the Nub and ash pics.I was born a fool, and just got bigger!1
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Great contest Frank. I couldn’t handle it anymore lol. No nubber to assist so that should be bonus points lol. This was a whole Quesada Molotov.
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Whoaaaaa.....I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
sweetI was born a fool, and just got bigger!0
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Contest over!KenpoKnight said:Great contest Frank. I couldn’t handle it anymore lol. No nubber to assist so that should be bonus points lol. This was a whole Quesada Molotov.4 -
That's going to be a tough one to beat bro. But we're going to give it time. Nice nub Chris!I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
Frank: "To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band."Brian: (purposefully stops at the band and smiles)"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."7 -
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln6 -
Did I forget to mention the part about some fohibas to the worst one?BKDog said:Frank: "To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band."Brian: (purposefully stops at the band and smiles)I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.5 -
The best I've got. I bow to the master...
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Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
Frank will always be the nub master.VegasFrank said:Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...3 -
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