It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
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It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
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We need to start thinking about what kind of world we'll leave Keith Richards when we die.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Jose padron 91 Fidel Castro 90 Winston Churchill 90 Zino Davidoff 88 Red aurbach 90 George burns 100 Avo uvezian 91
Just to name a few.....
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Don't worry about it. Your dishwasher is big where it counts.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. - Jack Handey
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Took 1 second
After all these years Keith Richards quit smoking. He's going to live to be 200 now.
We need to start thinking about what kind of world we'll leave Keith Richards when we die.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Fidel Castro 90
Winston Churchill 90
Zino Davidoff 88
Red aurbach 90
George burns 100
Avo uvezian 91
Just to name a few.....
One second? Really? Took me way longer. Guess I wasted too much time wondering what her boobs looked like.
P.S.You might be gay.
ROFL! Too funny.
At least it wasn't plugged in. 😆
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I think this should also apply to The Shizz when ordering a sampler.
Don't worry about it. Your dishwasher is big where it counts.
Thanks, @silvermouse