What do you collect? Everybody collects something!

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  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My greatest collection is debt.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2020

    Me? Uh, wrinkles, mainly.... 👴🏻

    Edit: Oh, and scars. Got a bunch of ‘em. I tell folks I’m a practice dummy for surgeons.... 😜

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,288 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So you're a big game collector?

    But not as big as you used to be.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We have been collecting small stone Zuni Fetishes for 30 years.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,885 ✭✭✭✭✭

    metal working tools

  • BKDog
    BKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭


    I collect the ears of dead zombies, my enemies...and wear them as a necklace.
    (seriously you can buy these, but 'why' is the real question)

    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭

    @BKDog said:

    I collect the ears of dead zombies, my enemies...and wear them as a necklace.
    (seriously you can buy these, but 'why' is the real question)

    Why? Who doesn’t like getting aural?

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bottles of BooZe to diNk. oR maybe to look at for a day......wiNk

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,885 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^scary!

  • TheKraken
    TheKraken Posts: 2,261 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My wife and I collect rocks from every hike/camping trip we've been on together. Also I collect fossils and raw gemstones

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,929 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gray hairs

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ve got a collection of boogers on the underside of my nightstand. Does that count?😂

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Too much? 😳

  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,088 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not too much, just **** up.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,288 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One Ricky's tombstone; "He only said what you were already thinking."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    😉

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think I broke this😂

  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rhamlin said:
    I think I broke this😂

    Booger collections will do that.......

  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just remembered .... I knew a guy who used to collect all his toe and finger nails. He showed me the gallon jar full of them....I didn't talk to him for years after that...Nasty.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,278 ✭✭✭✭✭ 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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