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^^^might come in handy for the Vherf...
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
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True story...
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10 -
Oh ****, Valentine's day is coming up? I forget birthdays and Christmas often enough...thanks Peter
Edit: when's my anniversary?
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Oh crap. Anniversary. I better check that paper thing on the wall. The license thing.
Marriage certificate. That's it.
March or May? One of those. I'm sure she'll tell me eventually.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.3 -
Anniversary is 3 days before the wifey’s birthday. Made it easy for me to remember.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
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@NorCalR1 said:
Anniversary is 3 days before the wifey’s birthday. Made it easy for me to remember.Wait. You remember your wife's birthday? I can't even remember my own birthday, let alone anyine elses.
Last year for my birthday, I worked until 9:00 and caught hell for "The doctor said you are supposed to be doing things in moderation."In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.5 -
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My wedding anniversary is on leap day, so I only to remember it every couple of years.....Still forget it.
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We got married exactly one week before my wife's birthday. One year i gave her an anniversary card on her birthday. Didn't go over well.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we're married if asked.
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Mine was 2 days before 12-12-12. Easy enough to remember.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Idk. I would kinda like to survive, but maybe that’s what’s wrong with my generation
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...16 -
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis16 -
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Saw this plaque in a thrift store today.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis15 -
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...12 -
Um, think I'll pass
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@Trykflyr_1 said:
A few years back I hired my unemployed brother-in-law to help me with some stuff around the place. While doing some maintenance on the mowers I noticed him using a vise-grip on a nut.
Me: "There's a socket set or two in the top tool box, don't use vise grips on hex-heads please"
Him: "Man. You sound just like my Dad."
Me: in disbelief, "You've been told this before?"
SMDH
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain8 -
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