A Florida Man....

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  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Aw it’s a baby

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,389 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hi @peaches, or should I call you Edwardnickstevedanieljohnpateickwayne?

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭

    taint me

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You're giving most of us way too much credit.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    Florida Man Confesses To Killing Grandfather, Pulls Human Ears From Pocket During Questioning

    https://cbsloc.al/3rQXRIT

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.breitbart.com/border/2021/03/15/florida-man-caught-publicly-jerking-with-gherkin-in-his-behind-say-police/

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Florida. It's not just the men:
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-principal-daughter-arrested-for-allegedly-hacking-student-accounts-to-cast-homecoming-votes

    Florida school principal, daughter arrested for allegedly hacking student accounts to cast homecoming votes
    Authorities began investigating after hundreds of votes for Tate High School's Homecoming Court were flagged as fraudulent.

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:
    Cop: Dude, that ain't kosher!

    Dude: It's really not a big dill.

    Never realized Mr. Detiege posted here. Freak...

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Florida Man Confesses To Killing Grandfather, Pulls Human Ears From Pocket During Questioning

    https://cbsloc.al/3rQXRIT

    Boy, he looks like a real winner.....🙄

  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    Florida. It's not just the men:
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-principal-daughter-arrested-for-allegedly-hacking-student-accounts-to-cast-homecoming-votes

    Florida school principal, daughter arrested for allegedly hacking student accounts to cast homecoming votes
    Authorities began investigating after hundreds of votes for Tate High School's Homecoming Court were flagged as fraudulent.

    With skills like that, she ought to run for class president.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Trykflyr_1
    Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^ Why stop there?

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Cam_91
    Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This thread is great btw loll

    I’ve got many questions…

  • RobbyCruz
    RobbyCruz Posts: 584 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    You are less than a mile from my house right there.

    Unfortunately I'm at work in Pompano. Spent a week in the Keys and turned off all my technology after the 2nd day.

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • RobbyCruz
    RobbyCruz Posts: 584 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @FIRERAT said:

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    You are less than a mile from my house right there.

    Unfortunately I'm at work in Pompano. Spent a week in the Keys and turned off all my technology after the 2nd day.

    Lol small world, I work alot in this area. Still on the job as we speak.

    Hope you enjoyed your week in the keys.

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,134 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2021

    If I ever move to Florida I'm getting a "Florida man" T shirt.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Diver43
    Diver43 Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @RobbyCruz said:
    @FIRERAT , It's been too long, I'm on my way.

    Say hi when you get here. Thats my neighborhood

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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,643 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I sense a herf in the Florida Men's future

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,134 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oops! Our bad.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,254 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

    Or an alligator trainer

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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