How to tell if you are old.......
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@First_Warrior said:
I know I'm old when I browse the Camel Toe of the Day thread but I don't stop and stare.I stop to reminisce…. 👍👴🏻
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When you know the temperature of the toilet water……
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I know I am old when I can remember the first time I went to a strip show. I was 17 and just graduated from high school. A bunch of us went to Cleveland's shady side. We went to theater that had a stage and promised bare naked women. We got to observe Bomber Betty and her B-17 act. The act consisted of Betty dancing with propellers fixed to her boobs and with the music they rotated clockwise and counterclockwise . We were kind of drunk and had a great time.
These days it is pole dancers with nothing left to the imagination.4 -
You know what this connected to.I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...10 -
@Trykflyr_1 said:
You know what this connected to.Amazing!
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@Trykflyr_1 said:
You know what this connected to.That's even got the new coax adapter so you don't have to screw the wires on separately.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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when you shake your head because the NYT felt the need to explain this:
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I know I'm an old guy because I used to help my Grandmother catch, kill, and pluck a chicken for Sunday dinner.
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same here, but at 5 y..o. they didn't trust me with the hatchet.
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I still do that...but the chickens are mine
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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@First_Warrior said:
I know I'm an old guy because I used to help my Grandmother catch, kill, and pluck a chicken for Sunday dinner.Oh, the smell of hot chicken feathers, I much preferred scrapping hogs to that one.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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You've mail-ordered something and it took six to twelve weeks for delivery.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@ShawnOL said:
You've mail-ordered something and it took six to twelve weeks for delivery.So, you mail-ordered something from Thompson too?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain8 -
@ShawnOL said:
You've mail-ordered something and it took six to twelve weeks for delivery.Cash on delivery. Never did it but I remember it being a thing.
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When you put something on your Christmas list and two days later you don't even know WTF you were thinking of when you wrote,....... Oh yeah, nevermind, it just came to me.
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if you still keep a dime in your pocket in case you need to make a telephone call while out and about.
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I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...5 -
@Trykflyr_1 said:
I would say Tin Mans tallywacker but looks like an oil spout...... I'll stick with my first guess tho.
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You know you're old if you used one, and not simply because you know what it is.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
You know your old If you've made one.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@Trykflyr_1 said:
Goes with this.......
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The first time I put oil in a car was with one of those spouts.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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God you guys are so old I love you guys but geeze
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What if I told you I still have one?
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?10 -
I’ve used them before...on oil and beer cans
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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