The useless information thread
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Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?8 -
After Divorce Settlement, Gisele Expected To Own At Least 3 Times As Many Super Bowl Rings As Aaron Rodgers
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Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.comI know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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...not sayin' this information is entirely useless, but...
I hear it's Francis' birthday today.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -

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I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
You know what I like Franklin
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@VegasFrank said:
@Jrflickster
We need a pic like that when there's a big spider on your dash.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
@Patrickbrick might say this is not useless... I spotted this at a rummage sale today. He is now vindicated!
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
Hope you bought it!
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
MOW badge received.1 -
If you flip a vegan onto its back it can't get up.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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4X more people speak English as a second language than those of us that speak it as a their only language.
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Some of us don’t speak it too good still
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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be careful out there:
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@silvermouse said:
be careful out there:
It's probably just covid
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Or wait how does that work
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I knew nobody got the flu in 2020.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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@silvermouse said:
be careful out there:
RSV is running rampant here. It’s awful.
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Strange this guy is smart but incapable of seeing past his opinions:
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The New York TimesBREAKING NEWS
At least 1,200 Twitter workers resigned Thursday, people close to Twitter said, decimating key teams as Elon Musk tried to contain the damage.
Friday, November 18, 2022 4:00 PM ETMr. Musk emailed Twitter employees this morning with a plea: “Anyone who actually writes software, please report to the 10th floor at 2 p.m. today,” he wrote in a two-paragraph message, which was viewed by The New York Times. “Thanks, Elon.”
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On Google Maps, I found a meth lab in rural Tennessee.
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The Earth can now be said to weigh about six ronnagrams, instead of 6,000 yottagrams. Jupiter can be described as having a mass of about 1.9 quettagrams, instead of just 1.9 million yottagrams. And an electron’s weight is one rontogram, or 0.001 yoctograms.
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@silvermouse said:
The Earth can now be said to weigh about six ronnagrams, instead of 6,000 yottagrams. Jupiter can be described as having a mass of about 1.9 quettagrams, instead of just 1.9 million yottagrams. And an electron’s weight is one rontogram, or 0.001 yoctograms.OK, but how many instagrams is it? Huh? Yeah, let's hear about that!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
plzdontbid was the screen name for the only bidder on some cigars I was interested in.
I didn't bid.
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Thanks Bob
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Parasite makes leaders of the pack
Wolves infected with a parasite that commonly infects cats are more likely to become leaders of the pack or strike out on their own. In a data set spanning 27 years, wolves in Yellowstone National Parkthat were infected with Toxoplasma gondii were 46 times more likely to become pack leaders and 11 times more likely to start a new pack than were uninfected animals. “Parasites might have a much larger role than anyone generally gives them credit for,” says wildlife ecologist and study co-author Connor Meyer.4 -
Liquid Death. Marketing water
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French man wins right to not be ‘fun’ at work
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/11/27/france-man-fired-company-drinking-culture/
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@silvermouse said:
Liquid Death. Marketing water- I wish I could make some easy money off some dumb s**t like that!
- How pathetic are people that pay extra for skulls on their water?
- Black Label Trading Company
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I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6 -


















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