Gentlemen . . . it begins today
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Is that Chuck Norris? I couldn't tell, he's not doing a round-house...0
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Can't be Chuck...no beard of epic awesomeness0
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It's Chuck's long-lost cousin, Saxton Hale.
Chuck has the Beard, Saxton Hale has the mustache and the chest hair, growing naturally in the shape of his native country, Australiaskweekz:Can't be Chuck...no beard of epic awesomeness
For references:
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Um... what the f*ck...0
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Yeah. What he said. Holy Christmas.Hayblet:Um... what the f*ck...0 -
LOL, that is F'ing awesome.0
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Yes it is!boydmcgowan:LOL, that is F'ing awesome.0 -
I hate being attacked by lions while I'm getting my hair cut.0
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That must be annoying. I can see it now:skweekz:I hate being attacked by lions while I'm getting my hair cut.
Barber: "How would you like your hair cut Sir?"
Skweekz: "I'd like a medium fade and take some off the top and wait did you just hear that?"
Barber: "No, I didn't hear anything. What was it?"
Skweekz: "Son of a.....it's another gd lion! Hold my chair I'll be right......"0 -
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'? I hurt people.0
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That was funnyENFIDL:
That must be annoying. I can see it now:skweekz:I hate being attacked by lions while I'm getting my hair cut.
Barber: "How would you like your hair cut Sir?"
Skweekz: "I'd like a medium fade and take some off the top and wait did you just hear that?"
Barber: "No, I didn't hear anything. What was it?"
Skweekz: "Son of a.....it's another gd lion! Hold my chair I'll be right......"0 -
Gentlemen . . . tomorrow, it begins.
For more on Saxton Hale, the man who I take my inspiration from, I refer you to this accurate, true-to-life, artistic recreation (right-click on image, "View Image" if it's too amazing for your computer to handle):
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hurt me and ill hurt you back ! lolxmacro:Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'? I hurt people.0 -
My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE ***-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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His shorts are a little too short for my comfort level. All he's missing is a pair of rainbow suspendersThe Sniper:My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE ***-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!0 -
God Bless Valve, what a great developer...Now dammit where is HL2 Ep30
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skweekz:
His shorts are a little too short for my comfort level. All he's missing is a pair of rainbow suspendersThe Sniper:My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE COC-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yes very strange that the ultimate Teddy Roosevelt/ConservativeRepub Uber male is just 2 clicks south of a gay pride marching teddy bear, rocking those shorts all the while.0 -
Saxton Hale, and the artistic recreations, take place in the 60's, when the shorts/boots were still fashionable, like Speedo's or beating up hippiesblurr:skweekz:
His shorts are a little too short for my comfort level. All he's missing is a pair of rainbow suspendersThe Sniper:My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE COC-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yes very strange that the ultimate Teddy Roosevelt/ConservativeRepub Uber male is just 2 clicks south of a gay pride marching teddy bear, rocking those shorts all the while.
At any rate:
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Valve can't count to 3 (l4d, portal, tf, HL . . .)ShotgunJohn:God Bless Valve, what a great developer...Now dammit where is HL2 Ep30 -
WTF beating up hippies is not fashionable now?!xmacro:
Saxton Hale, and the artistic recreations, take place in the 60's, when the shorts/boots were still fashionable, like Speedo's or beating up hippiesblurr:skweekz:
His shorts are a little too short for my comfort level. All he's missing is a pair of rainbow suspendersThe Sniper:My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE COC-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yes very strange that the ultimate Teddy Roosevelt/ConservativeRepub Uber male is just 2 clicks south of a gay pride marching teddy bear, rocking those shorts all the while.
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It used to be the cops helped you out when you wanted to beat a protesting hippy, now they arrest youwwestern:
WTF beating up hippies is not fashionable now?!xmacro:
Saxton Hale, and the artistic recreations, take place in the 60's, when the shorts/boots were still fashionable, like Speedo's or beating up hippiesblurr:skweekz:
His shorts are a little too short for my comfort level. All he's missing is a pair of rainbow suspendersThe Sniper:My favorite part about Saxon Hale is that he's ROCKIN THE COC-N-BALL SHORTS! WITH the boots! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yes very strange that the ultimate Teddy Roosevelt/ConservativeRepub Uber male is just 2 clicks south of a gay pride marching teddy bear, rocking those shorts all the while.
At any rate:![Sad [:(]](/cs/emoticons/emotion-6.gif)
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Saxon Hale........You Son of a ****!!!!!You owe me a front porch, new door and trellis. I am no longer going to replace the mailbox as it does me no good. Do you understand what you have done? My 5 year old daughters birthday party is SATURDAY you S.O.B. and now I have all this work to do, thanks so much. Here is a picture of the little nuke bomb that went off today...........
don't bother explaining as I am off to buy another 20 count humi...........
In all seriousness, thanks so much brother.
PS Yes, I am serious that it is my daughters birthday party on Saturday.
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Just gettin' ya back for that Paradigm/MOW PA/etc you bombed me with a few months back
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xmacro:Just gettin' ya back for that Paradigm/MOW PA/etc you bombed me with a few months back
I was just expecting some B&M's or at best some Swishers for it, LOL.
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Sweet, nice to see you get your butt kicked a little. Nice get back Xmacro....0
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RCY Cigars:Sweet, nice to see you get your butt kicked a little. Nice get back Xmacro....
What are you talking about? I'm just some innocent laid back guy with only a small 20 ct humi to my name..............Oh Ricky, you will know what a butt kicking will be soon my friend, LOL
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Saxton Hale round housed my mail box then tried to hit on my wife! Luckily he was distracted by an out of control gila monster and I got the women folk inside. He dropped this on his way out though!
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xmacro - was that you? Just got the everloving CRAP bombed outta me and want to make sure I get teh props up on the right thread this time. LOL
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Don't you EVER send the kind of bomb you did last time, you son of a ****!! After that, I had to hire contractors to rebuild my entire yard and most of my patio with the crater you left!!The Sniper:xmacro - was that you? Just got the everloving CRAP bombed outta me and want to make sure I get teh props up on the right thread this time. LOL
Paybacks a ****, ain't it?
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LOL OK, OK - maybe I DID have a little return fire coming (you've got a long memory my friend, I completely forgot about that!), but sweet Jesus! Why did the others you got on this bombing run get conventional munitions, while I got a NUKE?xmacro:
Don't you EVER send the kind of bomb you did last time, you son of a ****!! After that, I had to hire contractors to rebuild my entire yard and most of my patio with the crater you left!!The Sniper:xmacro - was that you? Just got the everloving CRAP bombed outta me and want to make sure I get teh props up on the right thread this time. LOL
Paybacks a ****, ain't it?
Im embarrassed to post pics!
.... cryin bout your yard and patio.... I got a whole dayum subdivision to rebuild.... homeowners association doesnt cover **** like this.... neighbors all homeless and b!tchin.... "Sniper and his dayum cigar bombs, mak mak mak mak mak".... bunch of crybabies, thats what I think....
:-D Thanks brother!
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