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@Yakster said:

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I remember seeing these types of patterns in my mom's pile of sewing stuff. Fortunately she could never finish a project. The worst I got it was pajamas that matched my curtains....because she used the same material.

Trying for a good ball in a claw game and got this ****.

@peter4jc said:
A lady goes to see her priest;

L: Father, my dog just died. Can you help with the burial service?

P: I'm afraid not. You could try the Episcopal church down the street. They do those sorts of things.

L: Oh, thank you, Father! Are they expensive? Do you think $1000 will cover it?

F: My dear daughter, you didn't tell me the dog was Catholic!

Have to share this with my mother, an 88 yr old nun. She will love it.

it's trying its best

The next time somebody pisses you off, tell them to F. O. C. U. S.

Ph^ck off cause u stupid!