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  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Ah leave it to Seinfeld. Damn funny Jews.
  • LukoLuko Posts: 2,003 ✭✭
    Let's just say I match you dimensions to a T. In fact, you could be me. You're not me, are you? I know you're funny, just like me. Wait, are you super good looking, too? And is your wife smokin hot?
    In all seriousness, I'm just as fat as you.

    /hangs head in shame
    //eats another scoop of ice cream to numb fat pain
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Dude, I could be you, you could be me. Cookies and Cream ice cream?
  • LukoLuko Posts: 2,003 ✭✭
    Damn, not quite. Chubby hubby. Oh wait, that's what my wife called me. Haagen Daas ice cream bar, actually. I ate two. Is that bad?
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    madurofan:
    Dude, I could be you, you could be me. Cookies and Cream ice cream?
    Now you guys just ask for this... Which ones cookies and which ones cream.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Probably but thats ok, we didn't get this way through moderation.

    Kas I'll give you some cream! Come over here and pull on this ;)
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    Ewwwwwww.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    HELLLLLL YEEEAAAA!!! Check out what I just won! A Nording Freehand for $24

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=110300335966
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    Most excellent, my man. Those Nordings smoke great. (Aren't you a fan of the Nording cigar, btw?)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    I am a fan of the Nording cigar and hopefully soon a fan of his pipes :). Were you able to see the auction?
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    Not sure what you mean. I saw whatever the page was that you linked to.

    I should line up my pipes and send you a pic of them. Hmm....
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Thats what I meant, that you could see the page.

    You definetly should. Send me your email and I'll send you a couple pics of the calabash as well.
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    madurofan:
    eleventy ... LMAO... height/weight luko? I need to know now that you're challenging me as the big man on the boards!
    I've got ya both whipped... 6'1 and 280... You two are just a buncha little girly men... LMAO!

    Thank you Thank you Thank you... Let me first say that this award is a great honour... I'd like to thank all the little ones that helped me get here... Mr. Creatine Ethyl Ester... Mr. Nitric Oxide... Mr. L. Arginine... and last but not least... You know who you are... Come on... Stand up and take a bow... Mr. L. Tyrosine

    ohh and ummm... I'd also like to thank the occasional cupcake and huge platter of Fettucini Alfredo... You guys helped me out a bit too...
    Stick out tongue [:P]
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    rusirius:
    madurofan:
    eleventy ... LMAO... height/weight luko? I need to know now that you're challenging me as the big man on the boards!
    I've got ya both whipped... 6'1 and 280... You two are just a buncha little girly men... LMAO!

    Thank you Thank you Thank you... Let me first say that this award is a great honour... I'd like to thank all the little ones that helped me get here... Mr. Creatine Ethyl Ester... Mr. Nitric Oxide... Mr. L. Arginine... and last but not least... You know who you are... Come on... Stand up and take a bow... Mr. L. Tyrosine

    ohh and ummm... I'd also like to thank the occasional cupcake and huge platter of Fettucini Alfredo... You guys helped me out a bit too...
    Stick out tongue [:P]
    Cheater, you used performance enhancing drugs to gain you're size mine is 100% natural fat. I'm Maris, you're Bonds.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    thats a good lookin pipe.
    Kuzi's Forum Links Page
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Thanks kuz. Are we tempting you over to the dark side of pipes?
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side????
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    Lasabar:
    Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side????
    Weigh yourself when you wake up first thing in the morning BEFORE 50lbs of Miller Lite is added and I bet I still beat ya... Stick out tongue [:P]
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    rusirius:
    Lasabar:
    Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side????
    Weigh yourself when you wake up first thing in the morning BEFORE 50lbs of Miller Lite is added and I bet I still beat ya... Stick out tongue [:P]
    HA! Okay Okay... fair enough!
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    Nope... just a big German with a Cigar in his hand commanding respect and demanding a beer
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263 ✭
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    *tap* *tap* on the mic...

    ANY women in here???
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    Me, too.
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    Lasabar:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    *tap* *tap* on the mic...

    ANY women in here???
    LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE! Stick out tongue [:P]
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    Nope... just a big German with a Cigar in his hand commanding respect and demanding a beer
    Wait I'm confused are you really 325 you just said nope?
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    rusirius:
    Lasabar:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    *tap* *tap* on the mic...

    ANY women in here???
    LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE! Stick out tongue [:P]
    That was freaking hilarious!

    Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    Hey Joe, I think I fall in that range.. 5'-7" 150
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263 ✭
    madurofan:
    rusirius:
    Lasabar:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    *tap* *tap* on the mic...

    ANY women in here???
    LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE! Stick out tongue [:P]
    That was freaking hilarious!

    Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?
    Thanks, Kas, I knew I couldn't be the only little man on the forum..

    Maddy, no.. I don't outweigh her by 50 lbs.. I did for quite some time. She stays right around 115. Although last night, after our Anniversary Canoodling, she did point out that my current weight (146) is lower than her max weight when she was pregnant with each of our children (148).

  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    rusirius:
    Lasabar:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    6'0'' and 325
    seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol
    me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?
    *tap* *tap* on the mic...

    ANY women in here???
    LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE! Stick out tongue [:P]
    That was freaking hilarious!

    Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?
    Thanks, Kas, I knew I couldn't be the only little man on the forum..

    Maddy, no.. I don't outweigh her by 50 lbs.. I did for quite some time. She stays right around 115. Although last night, after our Anniversary Canoodling, she did point out that my current weight (146) is lower than her max weight when she was pregnant with each of our children (148).

    Once again you over share, thanks partner.
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