Darth thred

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  • boydmcgowan
    boydmcgowan Posts: 1,101 ✭
    robbyras:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    I don't think the weapons system on the Death Star are fully operational.
    It is as of now.

    I am now recieving all coordinates.
    Anyone else picture Darth in his cape and helmet trying to drive stick for the first time?
    LOL,

    F'ing hilarious man.
  • skweekz
    skweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    I don't think the weapons system on the Death Star are fully operational.
    It is as of now.

    I am now recieving all coordinates.


    Is this you?

    image
  • kingjk729
    kingjk729 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭
    robbyras:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    I don't think the weapons system on the Death Star are fully operational.
    It is as of now.

    I am now recieving all coordinates.
    Anyone else picture Darth in his cape and helmet trying to drive stick for the first time?

    I see Vader grinding the **** outta that clutch like a broke stripper grinding on some random Joe cause the rents due. Vader next time you should ask Han to borrow the falcon, the fastest ship in all of the galaxy, this way you could have made it here in 3.2 parsecs instead of ......... Well who knows when you just keep talking.
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    skweekz:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    I don't think the weapons system on the Death Star are fully operational.
    It is as of now.

    I am now recieving all coordinates.


    Is this you?

    image
    Thats pretty funny!!!
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    The Kid:
    skweekz:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    I don't think the weapons system on the Death Star are fully operational.
    It is as of now.

    I am now recieving all coordinates.


    Is this you?

    image
    Thats pretty funny!!!
    I lol'ed at this
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    This has GOT to be some kind of forums record. Never in my time on the boards have I seen a TP&B thread go so long with nothing happening and NOT fade into obscurity.

    I still got faith in you Vader, but when the **** hits the Death Star this had better be one for the ages or I sense an EPIC FAIL in the Force...

  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    The farce is strong with this thread.
  • spindrift
    spindrift Posts: 818 ✭✭
    I have this thread figured out....This is a promotional thread for the new burgers available in France

    http://gizmodo.com/5873108/this-black-bun-darth-vader-burger-looks-more-awesome-than-the-phantom-menace
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    Is Darth aware of the whole Mayan calender and the end of the world thing? It'll be a shame if he arrives on Dec 22 2012
  • Ken_Light
    Ken_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    I don't like talking trash here but...yaaaawwwwwwwnnn
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    firetruckguy:
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    *pokes you with a stick* Wake up
  • skweekz
    skweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    When will then be now????

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    video CLICKHERE
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    Is Darth aware of the whole Mayan calender and the end of the world thing? It'll be a shame if he arrives on Dec 22 2012
    lol
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    Pretty funny Skweekz, you too jj. That pretty much describes Garth.
  • scarlin
    scarlin Posts: 1,592 ✭
    The Kid:
    Direwolf:
    Is Darth aware of the whole Mayan calender and the end of the world thing? It'll be a shame if he arrives on Dec 22 2012
    lol
    Maybe the 3rd death star will make the Mayan Calendar true and end the world. Maybe it is a great warning that we can do nothing with.
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuoD_7kH8Gs
  • Darth_Vader
    Darth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    The death star is parked and all weapons initiated. You mortals have no idea the power of the dark side and what I am about to unleash apon you.

    You send your pitiful "bombs" to one another, hoping they dont find out who you are. I fire death from above, no one will find Darth Vader.

    SOON
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hit me, hit me, please put me outta my misery video CLICKHERE
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    Vader only smokes the finest cigars...hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Wookies
  • bigharpoon
    bigharpoon Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭
    Soon must be galacticly soon but forever on Earth because the closer you get to gravity the slower time goes.
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    Direwolf:
    Vader only smokes the finest cigars...hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Wookies
    lmfao
  • asianbiker8
    asianbiker8 Posts: 551 ✭
    Direwolf:
    Vader only smokes the finest cigars...hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Wookies
    So they are all shaggy foot cigars? Or furry foot to be more precise?
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    asianbiker8:
    Direwolf:
    Vader only smokes the finest cigars...hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Wookies
    So they are all shaggy foot cigars? Or furry foot to be more precise?
    No, but if you do find a short and curly in it, you can be pretty sure its just a leg hair.
  • spindrift
    spindrift Posts: 818 ✭✭
    Done with this bs...........
  • scarlin
    scarlin Posts: 1,592 ✭
    Direwolf:
    asianbiker8:
    Direwolf:
    Vader only smokes the finest cigars...hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Wookies
    So they are all shaggy foot cigars? Or furry foot to be more precise?
    No, but if you do find a short and curly in it, you can be pretty sure its just a leg hair.
    I heard oils from the virgin wookie's thighs are an aphrodisiac the stays in the cigar when rolled.
  • wwestern
    wwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    I changed the title to be a bit more fitting.
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wwestern:
    I changed the title to be a bit more fitting.
    ME TOO!,LOL video CLICKHERE
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    I've figured it out.. We have all been waiting around for someone to get ready....Darth is female

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