after you guys smoke a cigar, does it make you wanna poop?

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  • reggie713
    reggie713 Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭
    and after....you can run faster!!
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    I did my colonoscopy prep yesterday... I shrank 2 dress sizes!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    I did my colonoscopy prep yesterday... I shrank 2 dress sizes!
    Bwahahahaha! Didnt you have one of these on Oct. 22 as well? Hope everything is ok brother!
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    Bigshizza:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    I did my colonoscopy prep yesterday... I shrank 2 dress sizes!
    No more BigShitta for you?
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    james40:
    Bigshizza:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    I did my colonoscopy prep yesterday... I shrank 2 dress sizes!
    No more BigShitta for you?
    Just more room
  • DCarp2005
    DCarp2005 Posts: 140 ✭
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Around my parts we call this the 2nd wave
  • mr.wendell1979
    mr.wendell1979 Posts: 221
    Bigshizza:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    james40:
    I hate it when you think you're all done pooping, then clean up and are about to get up when you realize you still aren't done and round 2 commences. Then you walk out 5lbs. lighter. Am I the only one this happens to?
    Lmao only happens when hungover like a beast!!
    I did my colonoscopy prep yesterday... I shrank 2 dress sizes!

    Had to do that earlier this year... Nothing could have prepared me for the prep.
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    I always try to drop one before I start so that I can avoid having to doing it during because it never fails that I gotta take a dump. Well not always but almost always. Glad I'm not the only one
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    BUMP!
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    newbies. take note
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    BUMP!
    Dump!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,719 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've never had cigars make me poop. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'll ask my doctor about it.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    I've never had cigars make me poop. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'll ask my doctor about it.
    Smoke a Montecristo No. 2 and give me a call in the morning.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,719 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gray4lines:
    Bob Luken:
    I've never had cigars make me poop. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'll ask my doctor about it.
    Smoke a Montecristo No. 2 and give me a call in the morning.
    I'm impressed. For a young guy like you, that's a very old joke ;)
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    Gray4lines:
    Bob Luken:
    I've never had cigars make me poop. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'll ask my doctor about it.
    Smoke a Montecristo No. 2 and give me a call in the morning.
    I'm impressed. For a young guy like you, that's a very old joke ;)
    Well I liked it!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Best thread ever!!
  • Thanatos0320
    Thanatos0320 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭
    This is the most random thread ever. I can't say that a cigar has ever done that to me.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Thanatos0320:
    This is the most random thread ever. I can't say that a cigar has ever done that to me.
    Please go see your doctora. Ther is something wrong with your bonholio area?
  • christian1971
    christian1971 Posts: 467 ✭✭✭
    Take a picture of your poop.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    christian1971:
    Take a picture of your poop.
    thank you doctor. agreed.
  • kos22us
    kos22us Posts: 47 ✭
    no this does not happen to me but when i was in high school i lived right beside the school so my house was the morning hangout for everyone, we all smoked cigarettes and my one buddy would never smoke before we went into school cause he always said it made have to crap and i awlays thought that was funny and never heard anyone else ever say that until i just read your post so thanks for the blast from the past
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes, but I'm not sure if it's the cigar, or the hour and a half of sitting still.


    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lol forgot about this thread. Don't think I ever commented but usually I do have to. Not so much because of the cigar but because I started the cigar after a meal. Usually can't make it through a bigger cigar without a break. 
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanks a lot, Wayne!  You couldn't just let this lie - you had to necro, didn't you.

    I would argue it's the strong visual correlation that stimulates the brain to create the urge.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    With everyone snowed in I figured they could use a little mental stimulation.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh man haven't seen this one in a long time. Made me laugh when I saw it. I've learned to try and go beforehand.  
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    My guess is its the oils in the leaves. I had a customer that swore a perticular coffee I sold encouraged her vacating her bowels. Ship Happens. 
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If anyone wants to bomb June bug. 
    And it's a really good bomb...



    Include depends. Or a poop stoop.
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."

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