Your, you're. Then, than. Your/you're thoughts?
Bob_Luken
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Spelling. And basic punctuation. Are you fer it or or agin' it?
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Then vs Than
I have to admit, especially when I first started posting here, I was often dismayed by the poor grammar, incorrect spelling and punctuation. Later, when my computer was down and I was limited to posting on my tablet, with its tiny keyboard, I came to understand misspellings and had a lot more sympathy for errors.
Something else I've noticed, especially around November when the "Great American Smokeout" is in progress and we get a bunch of one-post-wonder trolls asking stupid questions about cigarettes and machine made cigars, is that either these posters are congenitally stupid, or they assume they're blending in with the dumb smokers. (they are, as opposed to the possessive their, or even there) Their posts are poorly written, badly spelled, and gramatically atrocious. Their questions are usually completely irrelevant to anything we here, or any informed cigar smoker would be interested in.
While they are usually easy to spot, sometimes we get sucked it for awhile. Then, blessedly, they go away. Presumably they return to their safe little troll caves where they live in the safety of authoritarian mind control, all decisions made for them by worthy do-gooders who would swaddle us all from cradle to grave, insulating us from everything that doesn't produce goodly profit for The Machine that molded what passes for their selves.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Now, what's the html tag for sarcasm? Is that in the 101 thread?
I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot. I will smoke anything, though.
But, to this day I will return any personal e-mail that is in PC/texting shorthand and ask them to explain their gibberish.
I think you're funny, you went from booger to boogie, you know, is a type of dance. Do you know, how to boogie? lol
What else are they NOT telling you?!
Would they tell you if your zipper's down? --- "Check your barn door Randy."
I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot. I will smoke anything, though.
I tried getting a job teaching composition, but didn't have enough graduate credits in that specific field. But I write better than the English teacher who does have those credits...oh well.
I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot. I will smoke anything, though.
Kind of like effect or affect. If folks understand what you meant, who cares? I can't understand half the phone text stuff. And auto corrections on phone are as guilty as people.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I once read an e-mail/letter written from a client to a lawyer. Don't worry the client gave it to me. It was one "paragraph," however there was no punctuation in the entire thing. Every "sentence" started with well, then, or well then. It was spellchecked but apparently the red lines under all those words weren't important. My brain hurt after reading it, just as it does when I venture into the scary world of facebook. I get excited these days when you can have a coherent conversation with someone, especially if they are younger than me.
Your/You're, They're, there, their, etc. To this day, I promise you....if I were to run into that man, he'd quiz me!