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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Can you spell sinecure?
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LOL!
    You have to wonder what their job duties actually are.

    Attend Pope celebration.
    Attend church.
    Attend Easter celebration.
    Send report to Washington.
    Sleep all day.
    Relax on River Tiber.
    Get paid.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do we have a Sealand ambassador?
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    Do we have a Sealand ambassador?
    Probably, but that would be a sucky tour of duty. Unless they give them a nice yacht to live on. Even then, the weather there sucks as bad as Oregon coast's weather.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Brazen Colorado Governor PARDONS Convicted Armed Felon To Stave Off Deportation

  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What I like about the Brits is they have the royals to do this dumb schidt, which gives the PM more time to do real work.
    https://youtu.be/runYPf4Q2g8 Who's the other old farts in stuffed shirts linking arms and curtseying with swords on their shoulders? What do we pay them to accomplish?

    While there, Trump told the Muslim world:
    "Religious leaders must make this absolutely clear: barbarism will deliver you no glory - piety to evil will bring you no dignity. If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned."
    Admit it, you can't imagine those words coming out of BHO.

    No. Instead, right after Benghazi, while Shillary was still floating her fake news about an internet vid causing all the ruckus, here's what Obama had to say:
    "the future must not belong to those who would slander the prophet of Islam."
    ... and then ... he bowed


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Acquiescence can never win the day...  nice post, Davis.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:


    While there, Trump told the Muslim world:
    "Religious leaders must make this absolutely clear: barbarism will deliver you no glory - piety to evil will bring you no dignity. If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned."

    I have to say, that's exactly what's been needing to be said.  I'm proud of him for it.
    But, and it has to be said. The haters will keep plugging away accurately or not, right or wrong, truth or lies, it just does not matter to them. And no matter the good done nothing will be good enough because they don't like him, and would rather destroy him. There is not even a wait and see, it is all obstructionists. My God man, how are we ever going to get over the great "bowing incident".
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But (shudder) the "Great Bowing Incident" will overshadow it all. It does not matter how 
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,225 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    ^^^^Thats made up @Wylaff ^^^^^


    I tried to buy one and the link took me nowhere.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's from the romphim kickstarter. It's like 200 bucks.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,225 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    Thats nothing if its quality, I'll send it to @Patrickbrick in time for the Milwaukee Herf
    A little dirt never hurt
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If it's a Kickstarter, you may see one years from now. 
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    I could make that, just by cutting the legs off one of my pants suit jumpers.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dirtdude said:
    Thats nothing if its quality, I'll send it to @Patrickbrick in time for the Milwaukee Herf
    I showed this to my wife. She said that she would chip in some cash if @Patrickbrick  will wear it to the Milwaukee herf. Wish I could be there! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    "Tiger" Woods arrested for DUI.
    I hope @Usaf06 was the arresting officer, and they put the jerk under the jail.
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Evergreen State College President Expresses 'Gratitude' For Students Who Took Over Campus


    Need anymore proof?
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Portland Mayor Calls for Cancellation of Trump Free-speech Rally


    More proof.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I FIGURED IT OUT.
    They all have a brain parasite and soon they will be zombies.
    And then and then they will want to eat your brains.
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017

    THAILAND: TOURIST WEARING FAKE SHARK FIN HARPOONED 9 TIMES BY VILLAGERS


    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,696 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You can make this stuff up. 


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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,977 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fake news!? I've never heard of such a thing.
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,696 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    "Tiger" Woods arrested for DUI.
    I hope @Usaf06 was the arresting officer, and they put the jerk under the jail.

    It sure looks like ESPN Photoshopped Tiger Woods' hairdo on mugshot

    https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-mugshot-espn-photoshop-hair


    Why? Did Nike (Tiger's employer, who I'm sure spends tons of money on ESPN ads,) maybe ask ESPN to clean up his mugshot? 
  • ElJimbo
    ElJimbo Posts: 657 ✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    Quite an unfortunate name for a gator-raper. I nominate this for a Darwin award.
    ¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado! -General Zapata