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Bob_Luken said:Guitarded said:"Tiger" Woods arrested for DUI.
I hope @Usaf06 was the arresting officer, and they put the jerk under the jail.It sure looks like ESPN Photoshopped Tiger Woods' hairdo on mugshot
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-mugshot-espn-photoshop-hair
Why? Did Nike (Tiger's employer, who I'm sure spends tons of money on ESPN ads,) maybe ask ESPN to clean up his mugshot?
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cofveve"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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Nope. It's still there Joe #covfefe
#MakeCovfefeGreatAgain : Holy Mother of God ... California man orders COVFEFE license plates tonight! LMMFAO ... witness to genius. #Covfefe
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Gesundheit!Wylaff said:cofveve
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
First of all, let me say that I laughed at a lot of covfefe related content everywhere yesterday.
I am not trying to be a Trump apologist after listening to the BHO pole smokers the last eight years, but come on. If we make this much fun of covfefe then it's open season on half of the barely literate people on the interweb that can't even string a coherent sentence together. Which works for me. That sounds like fun.2 -
Looks just like the kinda gibberish I get on my phone when whuzzit app converts a phone message to text.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/06/01/the-left-freaks-out-as-everything-it-tries-makes-it-look-stupider-n2333860
This did make me chuckle a little."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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Google up Yevgeniy Nikulin. This schidt just gets weirder & weirder.
Nikulin got arrested last October while visiting a restaurant in Prague with his girlfriend. The FBI asked Interpol to catch him. Soon's he was nabbed, the FBI filed for his extradition. Soon's Russia heard he was in custody, they filed for his extradition to Russia. They'd wanted him for years for hack stealing money. Also hacked various social media sites, including the fora where Weiner posted pics of his Weiner. Recently, a Czech court said either country could claim him
Here's where it gets weird: Nikulin claims that in October right after he was arrested the FBI offered him the witness program, immunity and a new identity, if he would testify that the Russians hired him to hack the DNC servers cause they wanted Trump to win. He says he declined cause he had nothing to do with it. Says they came back in January and repeated the offer. He repeated he had nothing to do with it, so had no way to prove it, so refused.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Evergreen State College is in the news again
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/01/evergreen-state-college-closed-due-to-direct-threat-to-campus-safety.html
These guys are certifiable wackos, their nude beach used to be across the bay from our houseA little dirt never hurt0 -
I apologise in advance if this offends anyone.
I don't know if I am glad I read the story or not, the headline was scary and I had to.1 -
I think this pretty sums up how out of touch this so-called White House really is. He calls Fox News for reassurance. GTFO. We have all of these so-called tax payer paid experts in these fields and his cabinet but the POTUS calls FOX news for advice.
Trump Sought Reassurance From Fox News Before He Dumped Climate Pact
Kimberly Guilfoyle, co-host of Fox’s nightly news program “The Five,” revealed on air Thursday that the president called her at 8 a.m. to discuss “climate change” — and taxes.Free Cuba
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I saw that yesterday but I was too afraid to click the link.jd50ae said:I apologise in advance if this offends anyone.
I don't know if I am glad I read the story or not, the headline was scary and I had to.3 -
Kathy Griffin says "Donald Trump is messing with the wrong redhead."
Uhm, did I miss something?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/kathy-griffin-donald-trump-is-messing-with-the-wrong-redhead/ar-BBBPbBw?li=BBnb7KzIn Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.1 -
She 'twitted' herself with a severed Trump head.0patience said:Kathy Griffin says "Donald Trump is messing with the wrong redhead."
Uhm, did I miss something?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/kathy-griffin-donald-trump-is-messing-with-the-wrong-redhead/ar-BBBPbBw?li=BBnb7Kz
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado! -General Zapata0 -
But how is Trump messing with HER?ElJimbo said:
She 'twitted' herself with a severed Trump head.0patience said:Kathy Griffin says "Donald Trump is messing with the wrong redhead."
Uhm, did I miss something?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/kathy-griffin-donald-trump-is-messing-with-the-wrong-redhead/ar-BBBPbBw?li=BBnb7KzIn Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.0 -
I'unno, maybe she was the subject of one of his 'mean tweets' b'cause of that?
https://youtu.be/jdOq4gqdd_0
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Her employers told her to pursue other opportunities.0patience said:
But how is Trump messing with HER?ElJimbo said:
She 'twitted' herself with a severed Trump head.0patience said:Kathy Griffin says "Donald Trump is messing with the wrong redhead."
Uhm, did I miss something?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/kathy-griffin-donald-trump-is-messing-with-the-wrong-redhead/ar-BBBPbBw?li=BBnb7Kz
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I think it's CNN she should sue. They misled her. Any casual observer would conclude that's exactly what the network is after, is Trump's head.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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LSU Students Accuse ‘Violent’ Tiger Mascot Of Being ‘Symbol Of White Oppression’, Want It Changed
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"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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https://futurism.com/googles-new-ai-is-better-at-creating-ai-than-the-companys-engineers/
Google created an AI to assist them in creating better AI. For a bunch of geniuses you would think at least one had heard of Skynet."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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So that's what happened to Vanilla Ice!Wylaff said:
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
Yoga instructor & animal lover who says "Being white is terrorism" passed a background check & got her a top secret security clearance.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Meanwhile I had mine revoked for playing video games competitively. (I was an IT guy at the base in my youth)"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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http://nypost.com/2017/06/06/fired-tv-reporter-says-shes-ruined-after-ugly-rant/
What an idiot and then she tries to use the "I was drugged card". It's always someone else's fault.
The Police officer was more than patient.
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miller65rod said:http://nypost.com/2017/06/06/fired-tv-reporter-says-shes-ruined-after-ugly-rant/
What an idiot and then she tries to use the "I was drugged card". It's always someone else's fault.
The Police officer was more than patient.
That cop deserves an award.3 -
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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https://youtu.be/8utmmWoBSBY