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Do you pee while taking a shower? Or, do you get out and pee in the toilet, then get back in?

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll fess up when I win. Bahaha
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    Our local news & wateragency encourages this practice due to drought.
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  • kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    @Amos_Umwhat. It appears to conserve water so I'm sure they OK with it.
    They may however force those providing showers to the public to remodel facilities to a single community shower. Minus partisans of course, don't want evil capitalist corporations making money to provide some sort of privacy.
    This would conserve more water as they could make it mandatory to shower in tandem. They could monitor via camera and fine people for not doing so. But has its advantages.  If you fight athletes foot and don't have to pee you could always ask your shower partner to pee on your feet.
  • GrouchoMGrouchoM Posts: 302 ✭✭✭
    On the advice of my legal counsel I invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self incrimniation.

    But, I'm aware this is a real issue. I applaud you seeking to shed light on this issue.
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  • avengethisavengethis Posts: 5,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Isn't that what they call a golden shower
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  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    I say **** it its my shower and piss is ammonia so it cleans the tub lol! 
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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why not?  The drain lines all end up in the same place. Ask your plumber.... 
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    OK. Now that I've won this bet, (like I knew that I would.) My policy is,.... I piss in the shower. Never a second thought about it either. I don't even stop at the toilet on my way to the shower should I already need to piss. Well, OK, there IS some though that goes into it, like um, I don't piss in the soapdish. OK?
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And of course all of this predicated on the fact that we shower alone, or at least one person at time.  Don't pee if your wife is in there with you.
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There's protocols for when you're sharing a shower that work well, but some wise guys don't follow the protocols.  :D
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  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This was too awesome to not comment and vote. Heck yeah I pee in the shower and I taught my boys to Lee in the shower. Wife isn't happy about it but what do you expect from a guy that teaches his 3 year old to say smart fart took the elevator when he burps!?

    I don't pee on my foot. There is a drain. Simply aim and let loose. 
  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    Can we please move on from this and discuss "where do you go to take a dump". Is it in the shower cause it all goes down the same drain and ends up in the same place and I heard cures athlete's foot.
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Depends on the drain type. If it's the big grate you could just waffle it down. But that's a lot harder if you have the plug type.
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭


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  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Not exactly the same, so I'm sorry to threadjack, but I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.  The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.


    Dude this made me spit out my coffee !! I laughed so hard i cried a little @peter4jc
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  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bladders are a terrible thing to go. Sucks getting old.
  • 10toes5410toes54 Posts: 85 ✭✭
    Edna20 said:
    Being the proper lady that I am, I pee before I get in the shower!! But I feel like nobody in the world would get out?!? There's soap, there's water, why make a mess of the bathroom ;)

  • 10toes5410toes54 Posts: 85 ✭✭
    Ok! Good to know BUT how many women do we know that pees in the shower or are willing to fess up to it?!? 
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So far we have 100% admission from the female members :)
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And another member's wife.
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All my bodily fluids go down the shower drain
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bump for @VegasFrank.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I was potty trained when I was one. Been making my pee pee in the potty ever since.

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Martel said:
    Why is hold it not an option?

    How old are you? For some holding is not an option.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How long does it take you to shower? If you literally can't hold it for 6 or 7 minutes, time to wear a diaper

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I've often been wondering when this thread would be brought back to life. Other than that, I have no comment.

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m wondering why there are so many people who don’t know that the shower drain and the toilet drain both empty into the same sewer line.

    Does anyone know of a shower drain that empties somewhere else?? 🤓🙄

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:
    I’m wondering why there are so many people who don’t know that the shower drain and the toilet drain both empty into the same sewer line.

    Does anyone know of a shower drain that empties somewhere else?? 🤓🙄

    Next thing ya know these hillbillies will be pinchin' a loaf in there too.

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