Not sure why anyone would get piss on their feet anyway. Aim it to the drain and the water takes it away. Unless you think shower pissers are doing this to piss on their own feet in which case I'm with you. But I still piss in the drain of the shower. On vherf, I piss in the back yard, again missing my feet.
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My drain is in the middle of my 4x4 shower floor, so I'd be pissing on my feet if I did that.
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If you say so. The last time I lived in a house without a master bath that had a walk in shower and separate spa tub was 2004 in base housing at langley afb when I was an e4.
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Urine may not be completely sterile, but then what is? It's certainly not anything to get all peeranoid about. If you are so afraid of urine that you refuse to bleed the lizard in the shower, then stop begging to put that thing it comes out from in her mouth. You prolly have way dirtier in your pits than in your pee. If you are willing to wash your taint with your fingers, then why the hell you all worried about pee on your toes?
Relax, micturate and rinse.
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Chris thinks that I posted a shower peeing meme in his spice thread by mistake (I didn't), so he's posting his spice in your shower peeing thread.
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You folk are great, you've inspired me to disassemble the semi-plugged-up shower drain, a job I have been putting off for many months. Thank you!!!!! 🧟🌷
I'd wash my hands afterwards if I were you, Edward....
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Not sure why anyone would get piss on their feet anyway. Aim it to the drain and the water takes it away. Unless you think shower pissers are doing this to piss on their own feet in which case I'm with you. But I still piss in the drain of the shower. On vherf, I piss in the back yard, again missing my feet.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
My drain is in the middle of my 4x4 shower floor, so I'd be pissing on my feet if I did that.
So the problem isn’t that we pee in the shower, it’s that your shower sucks.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
If you say so. The last time I lived in a house without a master bath that had a walk in shower and separate spa tub was 2004 in base housing at langley afb when I was an e4.
The old lavatories in Italy and India are a hole in the ground in a smaller space than 4x4.
Peasant...
Congrats on the showérs!
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Maybe if we require pictures for this thread it then will retire.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Frank's will come out sideways.
Not unless your have extremely large feet or very low pressure.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't matter! There's still pee splatter!
I HATE YOU JERKS!!!
No need to get p!ssy. We love you Frank.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
https://www.healthline.com/health/shower-pee#is-urine-sterile
Urine may not be completely sterile, but then what is? It's certainly not anything to get all peeranoid about. If you are so afraid of urine that you refuse to bleed the lizard in the shower, then stop begging to put that thing it comes out from in her mouth. You prolly have way dirtier in your pits than in your pee. If you are willing to wash your taint with your fingers, then why the hell you all worried about pee on your toes?
Relax, micturate and rinse.
GoWithTheFlow
Chris thinks that I posted a shower peeing meme in his spice thread by mistake (I didn't), so he's posting his spice in your shower peeing thread.
I didn't post the dry rub in this thread by mistake. Not sure if you can still call it a dry rub in the shower, though.
There's still a few minutes left to edit if you want to "pull that" comment.
And off the cliff the thread goes......
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k6sws3/redditors_who_dont_pee_in_the_shower_what_other/
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I’ll pee in the shower. Used to make my ex fiancé mad while she was shampooing her hair 😂
You folk are great, you've inspired me to disassemble the semi-plugged-up shower drain, a job I have been putting off for many months. Thank you!!!!! 🧟🌷
I'd wash my hands afterwards if I were you, Edward....
^Oh.....
....puts down the corn chip and nonchalantly ambles to the sink.
Is it weird to pee in the shower if you’re not in it?