"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
I get home from being out of town and my wife asks how whatever place I went to lunch was. Took me a bit to figure out they text her when I use the card.
It's so bad that I once stopped at the bank to get some money and they asked if Missy knew I was getting cash. Wtf?
I stomped my foot and said, I'm not a 5 year old. I don't need her permission.
That's when they just ask again.
Yes, she knows. Now can I have my money?
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Or a 5ER whatever
I wanted some, just didn't want to buy a whole box.
What you can't forgive......you will become.
Cc: @WaterNerd
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Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
What you can't forgive......you will become.
Less than 2 seconds after I hit the buy button, my wife threw a shoe at me......just W the actual F?
How did she do that?
What you can't forgive......you will become.
I can't hide nothing.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
My paypal accnt was empty, and it drew it from the bank accnt......
Lol gonna have to fix that
What you can't forgive......you will become.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Uhmmm.......
"Did you or didn't you?"
Uhmm......
"Do you know how much you spent?"
No, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me.
"You're such a child."
Uh huh.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"You have all those cigars in there, why are you buying more"
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
Uhm...............................What are they?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
MOW badge received.
Took me a bit to figure out they text her when I use the card.
It's so bad that I once stopped at the bank to get some money and they asked if Missy knew I was getting cash. Wtf?
I stomped my foot and said, I'm not a 5 year old. I don't need her permission.
That's when they just ask again.
Yes, she knows. Now can I have my money?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter