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dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2018 in General Discussion
I have been busy moving out and into a new place for the last couple weeks, moving out mostly in a day and moving in the rest. I had a manila folder that I had thrown all the incoming tax info into, mostly unopened, if it said tax info, I threw it in there. Understand, I haven't got a tax return for 8 years due to accounting errors, so there is no hurry to do my taxes which are fairly simple, a few W-2s, mortgage interest, bank statements, maybe 10 envelopes. I had kept this folder in a table by the front door, incoming mail had tax stuff, into the folder. The weekend before the move we had a garage sale and this table had been talked about going so I gathered the tax folder and put it someplace really safe where it would show up soon as we moved in as taxes are due in a couple weeks.

The contest,
If anybody can jog my memory as to the safe place I may have put this folder I would be very grateful as most of the boxes are unpacked and still no folder. If not, I will payout to the most innovative guess. 

Side note, I will get a tax return this year as the IRS is paid in full and will dedicated 10% to the winner.

You know the rules, good traders list, as many friggin guesses per day as you want, would include @CalvinAndHobo and @Trish, not sure if they traded yet but am getting desperate.
A little dirt never hurt
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  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry to hear that the gremlins hid something important.
    My guess is you put the envelope in the mini fridge with your cigars.
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looked there Michael, 3 times
    A little dirt never hurt
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll take a shot at it. So it's a manila folder, that means you put it in a place where it's not going to move around or shift during the move. You also said it'll be there first thing after the move. I would guess that it's in your car, so that it wouldn't be involved in the move itself. Maybe in a glove compartment or suitcase. If it were me, I wouldn't put it in a box if I needed it right when I arrived. I'd check your car and whatever else you brought that didn't involve your movers. Maybe in that back pocket that some seats have where you keep things like maps. 
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good call @CalvinAndHobo, have tore that car apart. Sad part is I was the movers, local move so I have nobody to blame. Spent one night at my folks and thought maybe I had taken it out of my carry on bag that I took there but no luck.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Randy you folded it in half and put it in your back pocket, check all your pants.  You're welcome.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maybe it fell out in that motel room, you dumb@ss, that is innovative anyway
    A little dirt never hurt
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No I missed the key part, he said he's getting a refund, that means his wife has it. 
  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bottom of a dresser drawer
  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Should be with your guns or with your cash stash.
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looked there Rodger
    A little dirt never hurt
  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When I travel, I keep the important stuff with my Humidor. Maybe I one of your coolers?
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The only other thing I can think of is that you moved it from a manila envelope into another package, and you've already seen it a few times but you haven't remembered that it's not in a manila envelope anymore. 
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In the box with your coffee maker.
  • genareddoggenareddog Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In your sex you box?
  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Have you asked your wife where she put it?
    Maybe she thought it was REALLY important and put it in the box with her booze! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • TrishTrish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would say packed with your stash of junk mail/drawer, or books
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It with whatever you packed your clothes in. (If it's in a clothes drawer, the prize goes to Trish) 

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                            If I was closer I'd come and help you look for it. 
    If it's not with the really important stuff like the cigars, booze, and guns then it must be with the toilet paper and other bathroom necessities.                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                IndustMechIndustMech
                        

                        
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                            Do you have a record collection ?

    Or with something you value.

    Photo albums


                            
    
                        
    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            It will be in the last place you look for it.  ;)
    It is in a box marked foyer closet, or the recycle bin with a bunch of other junk mail. 
                            
    
                        
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            It's with the phone book.  Find the phone book bro......                        
    
                        
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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Anybody heard from @TruDog?  Sorry, couldn't resist...                        
    
                        
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            With your porno mags?                        
    
                        
    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
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    Guitarded said:
    
  
    Have you asked your wife where she put it?
    Maybe she thought it was REALLY important and put it in the box with her booze! 
    

    
My wife gives me crap when I ask that and tells me it's where I put it.
    Only to find out later that it's where SHE moved it.                        
    
                        
    In Fumo Pax
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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            You probably put it in with your bills and such. Check that box.                        
    
                        
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            You put it with the dvds and magazines                         
    
                        
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                            Did you check between the couch cushions?                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            a drawer in the table you sold at the yard sale                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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