She said it was small, yes. I think it is still alive.
Ethically speaking, you should track that groundhog to see if you need to put it out of its misery. Also, Thanksgiving is near. And do you have enough freezer Space?
I've had BBQ'd groundhog, not bad. Don't think it would go over as a Thanksgiving dinner though. Maybe she could run over a turkey or two?
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@TRayB said:
My wife just got home and informed me she hit a deer on the way home. She doesn't know if it is dead or not. I asked what the car looks like, and she said "Oh, I forgot to look at it." LOL.
I had to laugh at this, that's exactly what my wife would have said and done. She loved to drive, and I feared sitting in the passenger seat with her at the wheel as she was dodging butterflies and saying prayers for the dead raccoon on the side of the road.
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@TRayB said:
My wife just got home and informed me she hit a deer on the way home. She doesn't know if it is dead or not. I asked what the car looks like, and she said "Oh, I forgot to look at it." LOL.
I had to laugh at this, that's exactly what my wife would have said and done. She loved to drive, and I feared sitting in the passenger seat with her at the wheel as she was dodging butterflies and saying prayers for the dead raccoon on the side of the road.
Yeah, she was too distraught about the deer to even think about the car. I let her go on about the poor deer for a few minutes until she was through the whole story, then I casually asked about the car. She had a sudden realization that she hadn't even thought about it. Like, "Oooohh, the car!?, I don't know!"
She said it was small, yes. I think it is still alive.
Ethically speaking, you should track that groundhog to see if you need to put it out of its misery. Also, Thanksgiving is near. And do you have enough freezer Space?
Legally speaking, it is unlawful for a non-Law Enforcement Officer to dispatch a road-wounded animal in Pennsylvania. It is also unlawful to keep any animal killed outside of legal hunting regulations. You can't keep your roadkill (maybe actual groundhogs, lol.)
One time I encountered a scene where a young woman had hit a deer, and it was severely injured and laying in the nearby field about 20' off the road, with its head up, looking like it was in shock, unable to get up or move. I was armed, and could have dispatched it, but she had already called 911 and police were on the way. It was difficult to watch it suffer, but I'm not going to get myself legally jacked up over it.
@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
Today was the first time I pushed the…best of …button below. 🥴🥴😵💫
It’s posts like this, that will get me to ignore this whole thread all over again.
1 nobody uses that button
2 most probably never heard of it. If they did know of it, they forgot.
3 I don’t know what story your weird emojis are saying. If anyone does know exactly what your weird emojis are saying they should not admit it. And don’t try to explain your emojis. Weirdo. If you must use emojis, use only smiling, laughing, and sad face. Refrain from using any others.
Oh, and damn! Somebody's been dumping the clutch! I've never seen that before.
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Oh, and damn! Somebody's been dumping the clutch! I've never seen that before.
Sometimes, depending on who I’m riding with, I do ride hard and sometimes dry shift towards the upper gears… I think this was a result of when I lost clutch fluid and couldn’t get the clutch out of gear. I had a short drive home but let’s say it wasn’t pretty nor optimal conditions for sure.
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@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
Well now that I put my higher magnification glasses on I found a major problem. Stress cracks. Eff Me!!
Made in the USA!
Yeah, he already said it was effed.
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Ethically speaking, you should track that groundhog to see if you need to put it out of its misery. Also, Thanksgiving is near. And do you have enough freezer Space?
I've had BBQ'd groundhog, not bad. Don't think it would go over as a Thanksgiving dinner though. Maybe she could run over a turkey or two?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I had to laugh at this, that's exactly what my wife would have said and done. She loved to drive, and I feared sitting in the passenger seat with her at the wheel as she was dodging butterflies and saying prayers for the dead raccoon on the side of the road.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Yeah, she was too distraught about the deer to even think about the car. I let her go on about the poor deer for a few minutes until she was through the whole story, then I casually asked about the car. She had a sudden realization that she hadn't even thought about it. Like, "Oooohh, the car!?, I don't know!"
Legally speaking, it is unlawful for a non-Law Enforcement Officer to dispatch a road-wounded animal in Pennsylvania. It is also unlawful to keep any animal killed outside of legal hunting regulations. You can't keep your roadkill (maybe actual groundhogs, lol.)
One time I encountered a scene where a young woman had hit a deer, and it was severely injured and laying in the nearby field about 20' off the road, with its head up, looking like it was in shock, unable to get up or move. I was armed, and could have dispatched it, but she had already called 911 and police were on the way. It was difficult to watch it suffer, but I'm not going to get myself legally jacked up over it.
Mike Bob, gotcha 🧐😮💨🫣🤫😎👍🏼🤙🏼🖕🏼😇🤩😘😍🥰♥️
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
My beef 🐄 with emojis is they're too small. 🦐
Well now that I put my higher magnification glasses on I found a major problem. Stress cracks. Eff Me!!
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Those are expansion joints, intentionally and strategically placed. You can just ignore them.
Made in the USA!
Hire Steve @Amos_Umwhat to weld those **** to new.
MOW badge received.
Showed up at @Stubble place. Unfortunately, Steve wasn't home, but I do love what you've done with the place Steve
I think new clutch basket would be a better idea.
Oh, and damn! Somebody's been dumping the clutch! I've never seen that before.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Sometimes, depending on who I’m riding with, I do ride hard and sometimes dry shift towards the upper gears… I think this was a result of when I lost clutch fluid and couldn’t get the clutch out of gear. I had a short drive home but let’s say it wasn’t pretty nor optimal conditions for sure.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Best cross-wind landing ever.
Getting firewood yesterday.
Broke a tooth and now I look like this
Ouch!
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Making French Onion Soup for tonight.
How can you tell those onions are from france?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I had them imported.
^^^ Baller.
Finally going through emails today and found six different ones from Cbid saying that my order has been delivered. All six emails are from previous orders dating back to 2021
Good morning everyone. I think we're going to be okay
@Jrflickster Marking yourself safe from the Hodag, Jimmy?
I don't know why, but I feel like getting in my car and just driving around aimlessly.
I'll leave the light on for ya...
Put on some clothes on first Peter.
Yeah, he already said it was effed.