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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,675 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You could go to a different church, couldn't you? Just a thought.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc , why cancelled?

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,675 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    You could go to a different church, couldn't you? Just a thought.

    Very true. There are a few within walking distance too. Thanks, Shawn!

    @TRayB said:
    @peter4jc , why cancelled?

    Mainly because it was decided that we weren't going to meet this morning.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc , I see, not due to inclement weather.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,088 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 24

    Remember to see that of God in everyone.You'll be fine.

  • HawksHawks Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^Interesting. Looks like it's stays very north, according to the map. ^^

    Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    I have a neighbor down the alley, Helga; she's 71 and has been a bit of a ditz (but a lovely person) for the 30+ years I've known her. I collect for, and coordinate the snow plowing contractor, and Helga wanted to drop off her $18 and buy a lb. of beans. I told here to stop over around noon today and she could watch me roast it for her. She still wasn't here at 1:10 and I was starting to wonder. She finally arrived and helped me realize that the clock in my roasting area was still set to DST. Hah, jokes on you, buster. A half hour before Helga showed up I heard a loud banging on my door, which was weird because I had already unlocked it so she could let herself in. When I got upstairs it dawned on me that the pounding was coming from my front door, and there stood two MKE firemen who smelled my roasting and when they saw the smoke bellowing from the basement window they were afraid something bad was happening. I apologized for wasting their time; I really need to make a sign for each door that says the smoke is intentional and what's producing it. This makes the 4th or 5th time in the 15 years using my roaster that the smoke/smell has alarmed someone to the point they're banging on my door.
    As the firemen were about to leave I thought about telling them I have a homemade crematorium in my basement and that's how I get rid of my victims. But I thought better not... nobody really needs to know, especially not a govt. employee.

    Where is Helga right now, Peter?

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @TRayB said:

    @peter4jc said:
    I have a neighbor...

    Where is Helga right now, Peter?

    Did you notice he never said Helga left...... 🧐

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,616 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @Vision said:

    @TRayB said:

    @peter4jc said:
    I have a neighbor...

    Where is Helga right now, Peter?

    Did you notice he never said Helga left...... 🧐

    Yup... More like Peter4DM (Dexter Morgan)

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,675 ✭✭✭✭✭

    At least you'll have some great stories to tell your grandkids.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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