Damn blood vampire got me today...was so post to be one tube then she pulls out 5 or 6! I said hey doc wants the whole shabang again, “yep”...And the icing on the cake “oh fill up the cup too they want to test that again too!” Good thing I fasted 12 hours or the cholesterol would be inaccurate. Idiot on the phones so post to tell me you need to be fasted etc.
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Damn blood vampire got me today...was so post to be one tube then she pulls out 5 or 6! I said hey doc wants the whole shabang again, “yep”...And the icing on the cake “oh fill up the cup too they want to test that again too!” Good thing I fasted 12 hours or the cholesterol would be inaccurate. Idiot on the phones so post to tell me you need to be fasted etc.
Had one yesterday that damn near killed my arm, it’s swollen and purple today.
Damn blood vampire got me today...was so post to be one tube then she pulls out 5 or 6! I said hey doc wants the whole shabang again, “yep”...And the icing on the cake “oh fill up the cup too they want to test that again too!” Good thing I fasted 12 hours or the cholesterol would be inaccurate. Idiot on the phones so post to tell me you need to be fasted etc.
Had one yesterday that damn near killed my arm, it’s swollen and purple today.
Oh man you got one of those young or inexperienced suckers! Those are the worst, hate those damn hematoma's too! Got one so bad one time I could barely move my arm for a week. Today was new lady, she was as good as other lady that did mine for the last two weeks.
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Damn blood vampire got me today...was so post to be one tube then she pulls out 5 or 6! I said hey doc wants the whole shabang again, “yep”...And the icing on the cake “oh fill up the cup too they want to test that again too!” Good thing I fasted 12 hours or the cholesterol would be inaccurate. Idiot on the phones so post to tell me you need to be fasted etc.
Had one yesterday that damn near killed my arm, it’s swollen and purple today.
Oh man you got one of those young or inexperienced suckers! Those are the worst, hate those damn hematoma's too! Got one so bad one time I could barely move my arm for a week. Today was new lady, she was as good as other lady that did mine for the last two weeks.
This is the 2nd time I’ve had her, I think she fills in throughout the hospital. Hope she ain’t in my area next week.
Installed Venmo so I could get paid back for medical expenses not covered under my plan.
Couldn't get paid back any other way, I guess checks are dead, though I still use them, and I don't understand why Venmo is set up with a social media feed so everyone can see your payments by default.
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Walked 25min. to my barber, paid more than I should have because there isn't much hair to cut, browsed the thrift store next door to the barber so I could use their restroom and hiked back home, took a nap and rewarded myself w/ a stick. It was an accomplishment because that's more exercise than I've done in 5 months.
I haven’t let a barber anywhere near my hair for at least 25 years - I decided every damned one of them were deaf.
Ya get in the chair and tell them right up front “Do not whitewall me” so where’s the first place the clippers land? Yep. Right above the ears on each side.
And it seems that, if they can’t do it with the clippers, it can’t be done. Whatever happened to a scissor-cut? Or a razor-cut? Nope, don’t know how to do that.
I started going to my child bride’s hairdresser way back then and never looked back. (Nor better). I get my scissor-cut with no whitewalling, no beefs, and a good-looking young lady to do it for me.
^Working on insurance myself...these idiots want me to pay $615.** for lab work that should only cost at most $90 to $100...
I don’t argue, helps me hit the deductible. Jan 6th, one MRI and I was half way there.
I just don't want to pay them the ridiculous amount, if I have to get surgery ill be maxed out then they have to pay everything but I got the wrong insurance plan for surgery so I am winning fighting them this year so far as long as no emergency surgery.
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Went to check out the new lounge my non-cigar smoker friends keep telling me about ("have you gone and checked out [name redacted]'s new lounge?" "Go visit my buddy [name redacted]'s new lounge! He opened it at the start of the year!") and it wasn't open yet - won't be until the end of the month, at least.
That's what I get for trying to step out on my established cigar lounge like some kind of dirty, dirty trollop.
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Cleaned my coffee pot, then used the resulting hot coffee cleaner to soak and clean my metal coffee filters, my roasters chaff filter, and it's impeller fan.
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Cleared the 30+ inch berm of snow that's been piling up from shoveling all month. Did the rest of the drive and most of the road while I was at it. My homegamer snowblower just doesn't hack the program. Guess it's time to look at industrial units
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
Cleaned my coffee pot, then used the resulting hot coffee cleaner to soak and clean my moustache.
FIFY
Y'know...that might just work. Please post photos of the results.
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I can't stop thinking about the 30% off all singles sale at the (already reasonably priced) B&M 5 minutes away from me. Why do I have to be cursed with this cigar thing? Whyyyyyyy? *shakes fist at all of you*
My brain: "You know you're gonna want some of those sticks in the future - and this is so cheap. Come on. You won't have to order online or pay for shipping. Why not also get a few more of those MFs you've been thinking about. Go for it!"
Also my brain: "You have no money and you have a tupperdor full of great sticks (thanks to some kindly bombers) already."
Stupid brain.
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Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
get paid back for medical expenses not covered under my plan.
Couldn't get paid back any other way, I guess checks are dead, though I still use them, and I don't understand why Venmo is set up with a social media feed so everyone can see your payments by default.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Went to the mall with the family for breakfast and a morning walk.
Reserved seats for The Gentleman for this afternoon.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
My brain: "You know you're gonna want some of those sticks in the future - and this is so cheap. Come on. You won't have to order online or pay for shipping. Why not also get a few more of those MFs you've been thinking about. Go for it!"
Also my brain: "You have no money and you have a tupperdor full of great sticks (thanks to some kindly bombers) already."
Stupid brain.