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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If there is an object you have ever desired in your life, rest assured that someone in the advertising industry made money convincing you of exactly that. | AX Mina

  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2022

    “How can Trump be charged for tax fraud when he has never paid any taxes?”

    Lauren Boebert

    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    wow, i hope that is a fake quote or was said in jest.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “When guns are outlawed, only the Government will have guns. The Government - and a few outlaws. If that happens, you can count me among the outlaws.”

    ― Edward Abbey

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "You bet your bippy".
    Dan Rowan.
    Some of you may have to look that up.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "They call me the master of the obvious because I tell you things that you already know." - Josh Carney

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself.

    Lao Tzu

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time".
    Abraham Lincoln

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Cargo pants? I thought they went out of style 10 years ago, at least.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,598 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My son is on the hunt for some now.

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

    The Court Jester (1955) - Danny Kaye as Hubert Hawkins

    Quote triggered by my Wife talking about the middle school kids wanting the pants with the pockets. (to hold cell phones and vape pens)

    Who facilitates their middle-school-aged children using vape pens??

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @Yakster said:
    "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

    The Court Jester (1955) - Danny Kaye as Hubert Hawkins

    Quote triggered by my Wife talking about the middle school kids wanting the pants with the pockets. (to hold cell phones and vape pens)

    Who facilitates their middle-school-aged children using vape pens??

    I only facilitate my high school kids using vape pens so don't worry.
    How did you get someone was facilitating their middle school aged kids using vape pens out of what Chris said lol.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:

    @TRayB said:

    @Yakster said:
    "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

    The Court Jester (1955) - Danny Kaye as Hubert Hawkins

    Quote triggered by my Wife talking about the middle school kids wanting the pants with the pockets. (to hold cell phones and vape pens)

    Who facilitates their middle-school-aged children using vape pens??

    I only facilitate my high school kids using vape pens so don't worry.
    How did you get someone was facilitating their middle school aged kids using vape pens out of what Chris said lol.

    Most middle school aged kids don't buy their own clothing, is what I was thinking.

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Valid point @TRayB
    Hold the meme @Bob_Luken
    Thanks guys

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,598 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The vape pen was found on the floor of the classroom. Unclear who facilitated it's purchase, but sounds like middle schoolers these days, at least at my Wife's school, are more like high schoolers of my time. It could have been "borrowed" from the kid's parents.

    Went over to my Niece's house for my grand nephew's 2nd birthday and family drama. "Uncle" L*** dropped a baggie of weed from one of the pockets of his cargo pants. When he was apologizing after learning of the dangers of a kid getting ahold of it and ingesting it, he explained that it'll never happen again after explaining that it did happen before at someone else's house.

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,598 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just learned my grand nephew has COVID.

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    Lemme know if y'all need me to make a meme?

    Love me some memes, as long as they don't hurt my feelings!!

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster, hoping he's fine.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Gardner

    John William Gardner (October 8, 1912 – February 16, 2002) was Secretary of Health, Education, and Welfare (HEW) under President Lyndon Johnson. He was a strong advocate for citizen participation and founded Common Cause; he became known as "the father of campaign finance reform".[1][2] He was the only Republican in Johnson's cabinet.[3]

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible”

    --Janet Malcolm

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hemorrhoids are a pain in the azz.
    Me

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

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