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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,482 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Jesus's first words upon his return:
    "Where'd all the stupid people come from?"

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Jesus's first words upon his return:
    "Where'd all the stupid people come from?"

    Of course I’m naturally assuming I’m not associated with the stupid ones 🤪🤪

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2023

    If you gotta ask… 🤣

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    If you gotta ask… 🤣

    I will admit that was a ‘stupid’ response from me 🤣🤣

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Heard a good one from some guy on Wheel of Fortune last night. Fashion consultant, I think. I don't remember his name, but I do remember his 3 rules for living.
    1. Be nice.
    2. Take responsibility for your actions
    3. The world doesn't owe you anything.

    I told Faye: "Wow! That's my 3 rules for living."

    Anyway, I liked it.

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2023

    3 Mark Twain is also credited with that but at the end he added "it was here first". Probably not the first to come to that realization.

    Edit:I am not shouting ^. Apparently putting the # sign in front of a digit elevates the post to header status.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    “Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.” ~ G. K. Chesterton

    Things go right, things go wrong, with or without a belief in God. A belief in God, or atheism, just affects one's perception of things.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    True indeed.

    An everlasting coincidence. Or a miracle.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I have no right to call myself one who knows. I was one who seeks, and I still am, but I no longer seek in the stars or in books; I'm beginning to hear the teachings of my blood pulsing within me. My story isn't pleasant, it's not sweet and harmonious like the invented stories; it tastes of folly and bewilderment, of madness and dream, like the life of all people who no longer want to lie to themselves. ~ Hermann Hesse

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,482 ✭✭✭✭✭

    From 1440

    "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

    • TS Eliot

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “If you’re not a race car driver and not a racer, stay home. Don’t come here and grumble about going too fast. Get out of the race car if you’ve got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won’t climb up there and eat that candy ass.”

    — Seven-time champion Dale Earnhardt, who clearly had grown tired of some drivers and some officials complaining about increasing speeds at some tracks.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So einfach wie möglich, aber nicht einfacher
    --Albert Einstein

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,482 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That doesn't look like a late 1700's gun to me.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Doesn't look like a late 1700's White House either...

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,522 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Or flag

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I guess we should take Abraham Lincoln's admonition and not believe everything we see on the internet, yeah?

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Plagiarism!!! Lol.

    "Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."

    --Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

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