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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,542 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2019
    I woke up with a large hole and several cracks in my soul that could only be filled with French toast and bacon.

    Let's call it freedom toast for today.
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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You can have peace.  Or you can have freedom.  Don't ever count on having both at once.     Heinlein
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Sleddog46Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks!!!!
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    "I can smoke one or a dozen son. When I'm finished I'm never done." A cigar smoker. Author - Me.
  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://adaptivecurmudgeon.com/2019/07/04/the-declaration-of-independence/

    Bears reading.   Still briliant after 243 years.
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed!
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,922 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    If I was you I’d shoot the guy who gave you that haircut. 
                Me😁
    I think you cleaned it up a bit, Ricky 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “Know the difference between those who feed your ego and those who feed your soul.” ~UNKNOWN
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2019
    One of my favorites. 
    Your about as useless as teats  on a boar hog. 
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,542 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

    He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all.

    One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

    The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

    The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

    The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That old Cherokee chief musta been from the Disney clan.
    In the real world, Bambi loses.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    One of my favorites. 
    Your about as useless as teats  on a boar hog. 
    Ricky grew up with the same guys I did.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That’s handier than pockets on a shirt
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,542 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Air Chief Marshal Harris [objecting to a change in strategy recommended by statisticians]: Are we fighting this war with weapons or the slide rule?
    Churchill [after puffing on his cigar]: That's a good idea. Let's try the slide rule. 
    — Winston Churchill

    When I was research head of General Motors and wanted a problem solved, I’d place a table outside the meeting room with a sign: “Leave slide rules here.” If I didn’t do that, I'd find someone reaching for his slide rule. Then he’d be on his feet saying, “Boss, you can’t do it.” 
    — Charles F. Kettering
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “If you focus on the hurt, you will continue to suffer. If you focus on the lesson, you will continue to grow.” ~UNKNOWN
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,482 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't work too much.  I work too often.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,020 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I’ll be back 
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,922 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It'll be okay, soon as the swelling goes down.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It'll be okay, soon as the swelling goes down.
    Vi-agra OD?
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Sleddog46Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He who dies with the most toys still dies. Unknown
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2019
    The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. Carl Jung
  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Murphy was an optomist
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • OldGnomeOldGnome Posts: 58 ✭✭✭
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys."

    Alternatively, "Not my circus, not my clowns."

    Me, every dang day.
    =-=-=-=
    Just an Old Gnome
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,029 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north."
    - Abraham Lincoln, as quoted by Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin Paper Company during the 2005 Diversity Day Training, taught by Mr. Brown.  Yes, that's his real name.
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