“If he [Thomas Edison] had a needle to find in a haystack, he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. … Just a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor.”
― Nikola Tesla
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
aptly put
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
If you're ever in a severe weather situation such as a tornado, avalanche, hurricane etc. make sure you stuff your pockets with hot dogs and cheese so the search dogs find you first.
You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
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“If he [Thomas Edison] had a needle to find in a haystack, he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. … Just a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor.”
― Nikola Tesla
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
“I drank what?”
― Socrates
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Sticker on my tool box
Fvckin Calvin
--Blaise Pascal
Rebuttal: If it's clean, it's not laundry.
--Richard Broadbent
Whatever got me this far has long since left me out here all alone.
"Long Walk Back to San Antone" - Junior Brown
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
--Stephen Bishop
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
---Clarence Darrow