Quote Of The Day
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...." --Right Said Fred
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."2 -
First_Warrior said:For context on this one, it was an essay where he talks about fishing being superior to any hunting...Kinda changes things.Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot. I will smoke anything, though.2 -
"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPIDITY AND GENIUS IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS."
Al Einstein
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"There's a thin line between brave and forgetful"
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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"Never mistake stupidity for courage.""We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
Groucho
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
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When you work in close proximity to the public, this song echoes how I feel every day. I’m not angry, I just want to be........Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.1 -
While leaving a party, bidding farewell to the host, "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." --Groucho Marx"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1
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The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
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It's always fun until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
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Don't you just love the clintonistas......1 -
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
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"I would not let an AH live in my house, why would I let an AH live in my head"?0
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"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma Gandhi
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
Which is great, unless you're Heinrich Himmler.peter4jc said:"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma GandhiWARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
Who, judging by girth, also ate way better than did MoAmos_Umwhat said:
Which is great, unless you're Heinrich Himmler.peter4jc said:"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma Gandhi“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"A pig hath no repentance" - Paul McGahey 8.11.19I was born a fool, and just got bigger!0
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11/32 inch nuts should be banned. Like asbestos.
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...2 -
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln0 -
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"The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure." ~Tibetan Proverb
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“Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.”― Thomas à Kempis, The Imitation of Christ1
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Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.--Benjamin Franklin6
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Materialism is the philosophy of the subject (consciousness) that forgets to take account of itself. By ignoring mind in nature we ignore the only way we know the world – because the “world” is, for each of us, wholly a creation of our own mind, based on the imperfect sense data we receive from the objective world.” Arthur Schopenhauer1
