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  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...." --Right Said Fred
    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    For context on this one, it was an essay where he talks about fishing being superior to any hunting...

    Kinda changes things.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPIDITY AND GENIUS IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS."

    Al Einstein
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,922 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "There's a thin line between brave and forgetful"  

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,911 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Never mistake stupidity for courage."
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    https://youtu.be/Wic_FOXGzWQ
    When you work in close proximity to the public, this song echoes how I feel every day. I’m not angry, I just want to be........
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    While leaving a party, bidding farewell to the host, "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."                --Groucho Marx
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
  • OldGnomeOldGnome Posts: 58 ✭✭✭
    It's always fun until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
    =-=-=-=
    Just an Old Gnome
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Don't you just love the clintonistas......
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I would not let an AH live in my house, why would I let an AH live in my head"?
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma Gandhi
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma Gandhi
    Which is great, unless you're Heinrich Himmler.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." ~Mahatma Gandhi
    Which is great, unless you're Heinrich Himmler.
    Who, judging by girth, also ate way better than did Mo
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "A pig hath no repentance" - Paul McGahey 8.11.19
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    11/32 inch nuts should be banned.  Like asbestos.   


    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Posts: 3,367 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Image result for where did my 10mm socket go
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,542 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think I've got one trapped in my engine compartment somewhere
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.” 
    ― Thomas à Kempis, The Imitation of Christ
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,542 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
     Materialism is the philosophy of the subject (consciousness) that forgets to take account of itself.  By ignoring mind in nature we ignore the only way we know the world – because the “world” is,  for each of us, wholly a creation of our own mind, based on the imperfect sense data we receive  from the objective world.
    ” Arthur Schopenhauer
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