When funny fake news is funner than the other kind.
https://youtu.be/1RVFbk7W8lQ
https://youtu.be/OdO5Gf9NRAo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ
The World Health Organization issued a report on pet safety during the pandemic, finding that it is medically impossible for dogs to contract the Corona Virus. As a result they've ordered all the dogs that are currently under quarantine to be released right away. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-statues-gone-pigeons-forced-to-poop-on-rioters
https://babylonbee.com/news/cities-successfully-preserving-existing-statues-by-re-naming-them-all-karl-marx
https://genesiustimes.com/local-homeless-man-hasnt-picked-up-his-white-privilege-check-in-months/
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/129-clowns-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-riding-in-same-tiny-car/
https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-selects-joel-osteen-as-running-mate
@webmost said:https://thehardtimes.net/culture/129-clowns-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-riding-in-same-tiny-car/ 129 Clowns Test Positive for Coronavirus After Riding in Same Tiny Car
@webmost said:https://thehardtimes.net/culture/129-clowns-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-riding-in-same-tiny-car/
Was said car found around our nation’s capital?
@deadman said: @webmost said:https://thehardtimes.net/culture/129-clowns-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-riding-in-same-tiny-car/ 129 Clowns Test Positive for Coronavirus After Riding in Same Tiny Car Was said car staffed by our nation’s capital?
@deadman said:
Was said car staffed by our nation’s capital?
There. Fixed it for you.
https://babylonbee.com/news/famed-archaeology-professor-resigns-after-several-photos-surface-of-him-in-****-uniforms
https://youreadygrandma.com/2020/07/18/cdc-director-says-mmmmph-mmrrghgg-mmm-on-schools-reopening/
https://youreadygrandma.com/2020/07/19/name-change-fort-bragg-drops-last-g-in-honor-of-donald-trump/
Gee, bet it was a great post but I have no idea what it is.
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/FMfcgxwJWrjVvcmzzmHckJBHFVhFMmQh
After a rocky kneeling performance during their exhibition game today, the San Francisco Giants hired NFL free agent Colin Kaepernick as the franchise's head kneeling coach.
https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-ghislaine-maxwell-included-in-list-of-covid-19-deaths
https://youreadygrandma.com/2020/08/08/trump-to-ban-dating-apps-as-fauci-calls-for-****-shaming-to-curb-pandemic/
from a new to me satire news site .. You Ready Grandma
Subtle and funny site
https://genesiustimes.com/cdc-warns-that-covid-death-toll-may-surpass-clinton-body-count/
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-harris-already-vetting-vp-picks
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-humbled-to-have-been-chosen-exclusively-for-her-race-gender
If they really wanted to lock the leftist vote bidens handlers should have chosen a black lesbian.
@webmost said:https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-harris-already-vetting-vp-picks https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-humbled-to-have-been-chosen-exclusively-for-her-race-gender
@webmost said:https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-harris-already-vetting-vp-picks
That was THE PLAN from the beginning.
https://genesiustimes.com/branch-covidians-apply-for-official-religion-status/
https://genesiustimes.com/harris-will-choose-10-lucky-families-for-her-universal-basic-incarceration-program/
14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines:
2348 BC: Watery But Mostly Peaceful Flood Destroys Earth
1025 BC: David Circumcises 200 Philistines In Mostly Painless Medical Procedure
33 AD: Mostly Peaceful Crowd Demands Jesus Be Crucified
79 AD: Fiery But Mostly Dormant Mount Vesuvius Erupts
1235 AD: Genghis Khan Attacks China In Mostly Pacifist Invasion
1347 AD: Black Death Peacefully Kills Millions, Trump To Blame
1453 AD: Constantinople Liberated By Religion Of Mostly Peace
1937 AD: Hindenburg Has Mostly Pleasant Flight
1945 AD: America Drops Two Mostly Peaceful Nuclear Bombs On Japan
1959 AD: Chinese Citizens Mostly Don't Starve To Death In Great Famine
1986 AD: USSR Reactor At Chernobyl Mostly Not Exploded
1997 AD: McDonald's Unveils Mostly Functional McFlurry Machine
2008 AD: Obama Runs Mostly Scandal-Free Administration
2017 AD: The Last Jedi Mostly Not A Terrible Movie
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/tucker-carlson-defends-stage-iv-colon-cancer/
Awesome satire:
https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer
Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a “nutcase” who should have “just stayed put.”
@webmost said: Awesome satire: https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a “nutcase” who should have “just stayed put.”
@webmost said: Awesome satire:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
What if there is no solution? What if the thing everyone is trying to solve is not the problem?
I guess I'm just being a fly in the ointment, a monkey with a wrench
