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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Strong agree.

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2024

    Currently the Mega-Millions jackpot is at $1.22B. Who plays the lottery only when it reaches a particular winnings threshold?

    I buy two tickets once in a while (not every drawing) when the jackpot is over 1 BILLION DOLLARS!

    Because

    So what's your minimum threshold, or do you play regularly, regardless of the jackpot.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    Currently the Mega-Millions jackpot is at $1.22B. Who plays the lottery only when it reaches a particular winnings threshold?

    I buy two tickets once in a while (not every drawing) when the jackpot is over 1 BILLION DOLLARS!

    Because

    So what's your minimum threshold, or do you play regularly, regardless of the jackpot.

    I was thinking about this. At 500 Mil I can't be bothered. 1 billion, SIGN ME UP! How dumb is that. Like 500 Mil wouldn't change my life like a billion would.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @TRayB said:
    Currently the Mega-Millions jackpot is at $1.22B. Who plays the lottery only when it reaches a particular winnings threshold?

    I buy two tickets once in a while (not every drawing) when the jackpot is over 1 BILLION DOLLARS!

    Because

    So what's your minimum threshold, or do you play regularly, regardless of the jackpot.

    I was thinking about this. At 500 Mil I can't be bothered. 1 billion, SIGN ME UP! How dumb is that. Like 500 Mil wouldn't change my life like a billion would.

    I'm of the same mindset. After taxes, the $500M jackpot (lump sum @ 50%) wouldn't be enough to make it worthwhile. LOL.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,291 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The odd suck

    Match 5 + Mega Ball 1 in 302,575,350 Jackpot
    Match 5 1 in 12,607,306 $1,000,000
    Match 4 + Mega Ball 1 in 931,001 $10,000
    Match 4 1 in 38,792 $500
    Match 3 + Mega Ball 1 in 14,547 $200
    Match 3 1 in 606 $10
    Match 2 + Mega Ball 1 in 693 $10
    Match 1 + Mega Ball 1 in 89 $4
    Match 0 + Mega Ball 1 in 37 $2

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll never win because I don't play.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Any amount would be nice. I buy 3 tickets every Tuesday. 1 million would get me out of debt and provide an upgrade of accommodations. He'll, it would make semi-retirement possible. I'll go months without playing but when it gets over 300 mil I start playing it weekly.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well, I got one number on two picks. C'est la vie, c'est la guerrre, c'est la pomme de terre.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Winning ticket was bought in Cottonwood. That's a tiny town on the way to Redding. I bet there's going to be some drama in Cottonwood.

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,898 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What kind of drugs do you have to be on to name your child Sauce?

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,291 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    What kind of drugs do you have to be on to name your child Sauce?

    Frank Zappa or Elon Musk might know.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If you're are wearing a camo Huk shirt and a Bass Pro Shop hat, do you have to scream like an idiot before the ride starts so everyone looks at you?

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,898 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In a couple days the start of 2050 will be as close to now as the start of 2000

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    In a couple days the start of 2050 will be as close to now as the start of 2000

    F***!!!

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You know those words you never heard anybody use, but you read them occasionally, and you learned the definition of them by context alone and never bothered to learn how to correctly pronounce them because you assumed you could say it correctly by the simple way it was spelled?

    "ribald"

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 10

    RIBALD
    Edit: I forgot to mention I had always thought ribald rhymed with bald. Instead, I learned it rhymes with dribbled. I almost felt bad personally, but I don't as much as I feel bad for the word itself. To say it right, feels so damn wrong.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dana Carvey was never very funny. He seemed dedicated, and eager to be goofy. I never felt he was talented.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,898 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And after looking at Tony Romo today…I don’t wanna hear anything else about Trump’s spray tan🤣🤣

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