Stupid **** that pops into my head
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Son of Sam heard the dog. Does that count?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
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Word of the day: Dahomey
Me and Dahomey found an alternative use for the finger trap.
DahomeyNolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
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Are dogs bilingual if their owner's are?
I'm always telling my wife to try Spanish when the dog doesn't understand what she's tell it to.do.in English.
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@ForMud said:
Are dogs bilingual if their owner's are?I'm always telling my wife to try Spanish when the dog doesn't understand what she's tell it to.do.in English.
German Shepherds always understand me better when I speak to them in German.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Reacher's idol is David Puddy.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
If you have asthma do you think about maybe the Lord didn't want you to survive? You can't even breathe air. - Theo Von more of a quote but it pops back up occasionally in my mind
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
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@Olekingcole said:
If you have asthma do you think about maybe the Lord didn't want you to survive? You can't even breathe air. - Theo Von more of a quote but it pops back up occasionally in my mindYeah on those lines, it seems as though humans were meant to live into their 30s...def not more than 40s.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
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Bologna is just hot dog pancakes
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
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As I understand it, even dummies can use AI to create stuff like this.
It would have been impressive to see an actual collection of people that actually resemble these animated characters, but the fake image is too real, and for me, the result is I have a negative reaction.1 -
I wonder what it would look like if AI turned it into cartoon figures, and then back again a few times. I have done that with foreign words, jumping through a few languages, mindless entertainment..
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Bill isn't fat enough.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@Bob_Luken said:
As I understand it, even dummies can use AI to create stuff like this.
It would have been impressive to see an actual collection of people that actually resemble these animated characters, but the fake image is too real, and for me, the result is I have a negative reaction.I like your orange hat Bob.
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If I owe $100 on a credit card and I send them $1,000, do they owe me 26% interest?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I understood the headline to mean they got the tip 40 years ago and they didn't check on it until now.
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When scrolling through emails on my phone and see my battery at 77%…and @Rdp77 comes to mind.
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
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If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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I've heard the Buzz Lightyear quote forever; "To infinity and beyond!" But it was only today that it hit me, what the actual words mean, and how funny that is.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
Dog sitting for my girlfriend while she's in Arizona visiting her parents. I have now made a decision after just a few days. If you put a doorbell sound in your commercial, I'm boycotting your product.
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Don't they call Tennessee weddings family reunions?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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This kind of stuff about Tennessee from Pete used to bother me, because I thought he was from Utah. Pretty lippy for a guy from Utah.
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Then I realized he was from Boston, so, I know he just can't help himself.Still, how does one confuse Tennessee with Arkansas?
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(Just kidding, you know. Full disclosure one of my uncles married his second cousin, in Arkansas because he was 18 and she was 13. Shidt happens. Even in Utah.)
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
Moving on:
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
@Amos_Umwhat said:
This kind of stuff about Tennessee from Pete used to bother me, because I thought he was from Utah. Pretty lippy for a guy from Utah.
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Then I realized he was from Boston, so, I know he just can't help himself.Still, how does one confuse Tennessee with Arkansas?
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(Just kidding, you know. Full disclosure one of my uncles married his second cousin, in Arkansas because he was 18 and she was 13. Shidt happens. Even in Utah.)
First off.... I'm not on your lawn. Second, if you were part of anything but the Non-cigar related thread you might understand. And third, more material. Thank you!
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