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Drunken pickles
Pour half the juice out in to a slow cook chicken
Add hot sauce to jar
Add whiskey to jar
Let sit for a week
Eat pickles
Enjoy easy pickle back shots
Drunken pickles
Pour half the juice out in to a slow cook chicken
Add hot sauce to jar
Add whiskey to jar
Let sit for a week
Eat pickles
Enjoy easy pickle back shots
I looked at the ingredient list and thought to myself, keto!
I gotta tell you, though, that chicken was expensive. All it did was shīt in my house, and when I tried to pour the pickle juice into its asshôle it about pecked my eyes out.
Well played, possum man.
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Had dry popcorn earlier and a cheese stick most recently. The darn dogs think that these things are their treats and follow me around begging for some.
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@Yakster i always force myself to share half with my dog, keeps the calories down until I break and grab another, only to share half with the dog once again
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
corn chips, sharp cheddar cheese, a pear.
Ribs
Popcorn.
Jalapeño flavored pretzels
Figs and Dates.
Liquid stuff just left the dentist
Cheesecake, bacon and coffee
Cheese stick, celery with peanut butter, and baby carrots.
sharp cheddar cheese, hard boiled egg, corn chips, and a hermit
@silvermouse i like Cracker Barrel sharp cheddar with a cup of coffee
While watching Chisum with my little boy.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Drunken pickles
Pour half the juice out in to a slow cook chicken
Add hot sauce to jar
Add whiskey to jar
Let sit for a week
Eat pickles
Enjoy easy pickle back shots
I looked at the ingredient list and thought to myself, keto!
I gotta tell you, though, that chicken was expensive. All it did was shīt in my house, and when I tried to pour the pickle juice into its asshôle it about pecked my eyes out.
Well played, possum man.
@VegasFrank youre supposed to get a slow one that cooks, keeps it occupied while your pour in the pickle juice
My go to snack is fresh citrus from the backyard (oranges and mandarins)
My work snack is water, my not work day snack is scotch/beer.
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Had dry popcorn earlier and a cheese stick most recently. The darn dogs think that these things are their treats and follow me around begging for some.
@Yakster i always force myself to share half with my dog, keeps the calories down until I break and grab another, only to share half with the dog once again
Easier ways to get rid of a dog
But they outnumber me two to one.
Chorizo wrapped mozzarella sticks, slim Jim and doritos.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Cream cheese covered in hot pepper jelly on crackers.
corn chips and salsa
Some beer bread, made using Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy. Delicious!
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Candied beef bacon
Think Protein Bar and a Chobani 60 calorie yogurt
Have you ever had the Kroger brand blended vanilla? It’s got a cheesecake texture and taste