@silvermouse said:
Research shows that 93% of Americans think they are better drivers than average, 90% of teachers think they are more skilled than their peers
78% of adults are not smart. I'm among the other 34%.
Horses kill more people every year in Australia than all the other beasties combined. Everyone thinks it's the spiders and snakes that'll get you, but it's the horses you've really got to watch.
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A riffle shuffle (pictured above) requires seven shuffles to randomize a 52-card deck. Laying cards face-down on a table and mixing them by pushing them around (a technique researchers dubbed “smooshing”) requires 30 to 60 seconds to randomize the cards. An overhand shuffle — taking sections from a deck and moving them to new positions — is a staggeringly poor method of randomizing, requiring some 10,000-11,000 iterations.
Just now in the “recent discussions” I noticed a series of thread titles phrased as a questions that are each followed by a thread title that could serve as the answer.
Always remember this, just in case you ever find yourself in this circumstance,... if a gal who has attractive breasts happens to ask you what your favorite bird species is, you should not pass up the opportunity to reply,..... "Great ****".
Starts with t and rhymes with sits, fits and ****
I've been told that these two things are the most midwestern thing I do and the most California thing I do, lined up together in the cabinet
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78% of adults are not smart. I'm among the other 34%.
Cats don't like Pop Rocks. Or hot peppers.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
When drinking whiskey, a drink is 3-4 shots.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Horses kill more people every year in Australia than all the other beasties combined. Everyone thinks it's the spiders and snakes that'll get you, but it's the horses you've really got to watch.
Edit: oh, and:
https://www.thedailymeal.com/1260093/foods-queen-banned-royals-from-eating/
so if a rattlesnake attacks, grab your 'possum and use it as a shield!
Grap you opossum. If you grab your possum your gonna have a bad time.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
You’re…sorry couldn’t help it
I did say 'possum with an apostrophe, not correct but half way to proper spelling, lol.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/possum-vs-opossum-difference-pronunciation
That's true. I didn't even notice.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
For people who play Wordle some probability theory:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/information-theory-finds-the-best-wordle-starting-words1/
That pic is a lot cuter than the one that confronted me under the house a few years ago.
Edit:spelling
Checks out pretty well for me.
https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
Nailed it! How do youins talk?
Same here, Masshole.
The NY Times talkin bout y’all?? 🤨
This may be the most useful thing I have ever seen.
Cigars are great and so is this
Still a midwesterner apparently
A riffle shuffle (pictured above) requires seven shuffles to randomize a 52-card deck. Laying cards face-down on a table and mixing them by pushing them around (a technique researchers dubbed “smooshing”) requires 30 to 60 seconds to randomize the cards. An overhand shuffle — taking sections from a deck and moving them to new positions — is a staggeringly poor method of randomizing, requiring some 10,000-11,000 iterations.
https://hackaday.com/2023/05/28/math-reveals-how-many-shuffles-randomizes-a-deck/
The comments are the best. Passed this along to my daughter and her boyfriend who plays card games like Pokémon competitively.
"Iowa" is Sioux for "sleepy ones".
Just now in the “recent discussions” I noticed a series of thread titles phrased as a questions that are each followed by a thread title that could serve as the answer.
Always remember this, just in case you ever find yourself in this circumstance,... if a gal who has attractive breasts happens to ask you what your favorite bird species is, you should not pass up the opportunity to reply,..... "Great ****".
Starts with t and rhymes with sits, fits and ****
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_****
I've been told that these two things are the most midwestern thing I do and the most California thing I do, lined up together in the cabinet