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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Nemophilist (pronounced ne-'mo-fe-list), is an obscure word that hasn't really been used for over 100 years. It means someone with a love or fondness for forests, woods, or woodland scenery, or someone who often visits them – a 'haunter' of woods.
The word bidet comes from the French word meaning “pony” or “small horse.” This colorful name owes to the bidet’s size and stature, and the fact that traditional bidets look like a small porcelain horse, which you squat over during use.
I remember researchers running stack of cards when I worked at a hospital back in 1967. And Ibm selectric with a reel of 1" magnetic tape memory, type a report, proofread it, insert another sheet of paper and print out the corrected page. Cutting edge and the machines cost a fortune while gold cost $35.50/oz.
maybe that's all the toes that were available when they were assembled:
And in Thailand, the word for tapir is "P'som-sett," which means "mixture is finished," and refers to the belief that the tapir was created from leftover parts of other animals, according to the San Diego Zoo.
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I would go to Ernie's place and make him break out his Cubans. @EgoBoundary
Husk and The Ordinary are excellent restaurants and if you like bbq there are none better than Rodney Scott.
@EgoBoundary
If you enjoy, they have excellent fishing charters for RedFish. Haunted Carriage Ride.
Make sure you get some low country Shrimp and Grits.
It will be my last vacation. I am deathly allergic to shellfish.
If it's going to be your last vacation, go all out and have lobster.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Don't try to kill him @ShawnOL
If you ever get sick of me, now you know how to get rid of me. Shrimp-infused cigar bombs.
How did that one doing the chomping get that baby 🥕 up there.
I love that Twitter account. He was MIA for a couple years and just started posting again.
Happy Random Number Generation day! It occurs annually on a date randomly selected during the previous RNG Day.
https://rngday.com/en/
A day on Venus is 5832 hours
And a day on Uranus is pretty stinky
Ames, Iowa hosts the world's largest gnome.
Silly people... everyone knows gnomes have a 16" height limit... taller than that and they won't let you be a gnome anymore.
Then how do you account for @Yakster ?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Nemophilist (pronounced ne-'mo-fe-list), is an obscure word that hasn't really been used for over 100 years. It means someone with a love or fondness for forests, woods, or woodland scenery, or someone who often visits them – a 'haunter' of woods.
The word bidet comes from the French word meaning “pony” or “small horse.” This colorful name owes to the bidet’s size and stature, and the fact that traditional bidets look like a small porcelain horse, which you squat over during use.
They sent men to the moon w/ 4MB of RAM.
I remember researchers running stack of cards when I worked at a hospital back in 1967. And Ibm selectric with a reel of 1" magnetic tape memory, type a report, proofread it, insert another sheet of paper and print out the corrected page. Cutting edge and the machines cost a fortune while gold cost $35.50/oz.
Flint is a sedimentary rock. Never would have guessed.
Tapirs have four toes on the front feet and three on the back.
Did you find out why
maybe that's all the toes that were available when they were assembled:
And in Thailand, the word for tapir is "P'som-sett," which means "mixture is finished," and refers to the belief that the tapir was created from leftover parts of other animals, according to the San Diego Zoo.
Maybe the assembly line workers tapered off at the end of their shift.
Cleopatra lived closer to today than the building of the Great Pyramids.
Research shows that 93% of Americans think they are better drivers than average, 90% of teachers think they are more skilled than their peers
And I’m guessing that 90-93% of people think humility is overrated.