........ Cleaning out my truck and finding a good cigar that had been lost for,..... who knows how long. It was a good one too. A warped la hacienda. I'm guessing it was orphaned during the Muletown herf
I hate when you go to grab a jug of milk or what ever off the counter and it's not as full as you think it is and you end up with liquid all over the ceiling, cause not only is it almost empty, but the lid is off too.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
........ Cleaning out my truck and finding a good cigar that had been lost for,..... who knows how long. It was a good one too. A warped la hacienda. I'm guessing it was orphaned during the Muletown herf
Now we know how often you clean out your truck Mike. Think I smoked one of those from you at the brew house.
Dip$h1t Lyft scooter riders going 2mph in the bike lane and swerving back and forth so I can’t pass.
Run them over, your bike is bigger than the scooter. Lol
Get a super soaker gun and carry it. When they get in your way, ask them if they know how much water a super soaker puts out. When they say no, ask them if they want to find out.
Hint* The crotch is the most effective area to aim for. Maximum affect.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
We aren't all talking about the same kind of scooters. I believe @CalvinAndHobo and I are talking about the small wheel electric stand up rental scooters. (The tourists on these scooters in Nashville are crazy.)
I really hate that my phone's speech to text function spells "wrapper" as "rapper." Dude, you serve me ads on CNN based on what I look up in the Amazon app, and you're not smart enough to know that I'm talking about cigars, not Drake? Eff you Google!
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Dip$h1t Lyft scooter riders going 2mph in the bike lane and swerving back and forth so I can’t pass.
Run them over, your bike is bigger than the scooter. Lol
Get a super soaker gun and carry it. When they get in your way, ask them if they know how much water a super soaker puts out. When they say no, ask them if they want to find out.
Hint* The crotch is the most effective area to aim for. Maximum affect.
No no no, you pour water on that area to avoid speeding tickets on the way to a crowded venue for a much needed happy hour.
So, you live in a part of the country where angle-parking is the norm. To the right of the slot you’re parked in is a huge pickup blocking your view as you try to back out of your space.
Your vehicle gets about a third of the way out - far enough that the rear end of your vehicle is visible to oncoming traffic, as are your back-up lights - and here comes some a$$hole past you at about 40 mph.
And this isn’t a rare occurrence. It’s as though half the population OD’d on stupid pills that morning....
You need a newer car, one that has a rear-view camera and/or one that senses cross traffic and applies your brakes.
I’m not the one who needs to apply the brakes. Where do these idiots learn that it’s okay to drive behind someone backing out of a parking space? Probably the same driving school that teaches that your left turn blinker gives you the right of way when merging onto a busy highway/freeway...
You need a newer car, one that has a rear-view camera and/or one that senses cross traffic and applies your brakes.
I’m not the one who needs to apply the brakes. Where do these idiots learn that it’s okay to drive behind someone backing out of a parking space? Probably the same driving school that teaches that your left turn blinker gives you the right of way when merging onto a busy highway/freeway...
Sheesh..... 🙄
They are the same dumba$$es that won't pull over for emergency vehicles. That ride the left lane at 50 mph in a passing lane. That have no idea what a yield sign means. They stop when there is no traffic and blow through and almost get hit when traffic is coming.
Sunshine makes stupid grow.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
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At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot. I will smoke anything, though.
I had to google it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
When they get in your way, ask them if they know how much water a super soaker puts out. When they say no, ask them if they want to find out.
Hint* The crotch is the most effective area to aim for.
Maximum affect.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Nashville has a scooter problem too.
Scooter rider who died in crash had more than twice the legal limit of alcohol in system, police report says
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2019/06/21/nashville-scooter-rider-brady-gaulke-killed-had-high-alcohol-blood-level-police-says/1522338001/
(The tourists on these scooters in Nashville are crazy.)
Your vehicle gets about a third of the way out - far enough that the rear end of your vehicle is visible to oncoming traffic, as are your back-up lights - and here comes some a$$hole past you at about 40 mph.
And this isn’t a rare occurrence. It’s as though half the population OD’d on stupid pills that morning....
‘Nuff said..... 😡
Sheesh..... 🙄
That ride the left lane at 50 mph in a passing lane.
That have no idea what a yield sign means. They stop when there is no traffic and blow through and almost get hit when traffic is coming.
Sunshine makes stupid grow.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.