Things I Hate

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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I may end up using the stove to light a candle and then taking it outside tonight. 
    I've read that using a candle to light a cigar is bad. The flame apparently contains enough elements from the body of the candle to adversely affect your cigar's flavor.  
  • CalvinAndHobo
    CalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I’ll figure something out. My mom thinks she has matches somewhere at home. 
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Migraine headaches and a poker room full of loud, obnoxious morons. 
    I might murder someone today.
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Driving around for what seemed like twenty minutes looking for parking at a small beach town.
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    windows update
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Dip$hits who ride the passing lane going 54 mph.
    While driving expensive sports cars

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Dip$hits who ride the passing lane going 54 mph.
    Now illegal in MN.

  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Dip$hits who ride the passing lane going 54 mph.
    @0patience

    No offense, Tony, but I’ve noticed here in California that a preponderance of drivers doing this are sporting Oregon plates on their vehicles. I just chalked it up to being some sort of cultural thing - do all Oregon drivers favor the left lane?  And if so, is there some sort of reason?
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta said:
    0patience said:
    Dip$hits who ride the passing lane going 54 mph.
    @0patience

    No offense, Tony, but I’ve noticed here in California that a preponderance of drivers doing this are sporting Oregon plates on their vehicles. I just chalked it up to being some sort of cultural thing - do all Oregon drivers favor the left lane?  And if so, is there some sort of reason?
    It's odd. In Oregon, most those drivers are Washington plates.
    It would seem that in different states, there are specific ones that stand out.
    I don't know if it is a mentality when they get in different states or what.
    In Oregon, it is unlawful to use the left lane, except when passing, yet it is rarely enforced. Which is irritating.
    A lot of times, when we are climbing a hill and see a vehicle in the distance, riding the left lane, we make bets on what state it is from.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    jlmarta said:
    0patience said:
    Dip$hits who ride the passing lane going 54 mph.
    @0patience

    No offense, Tony, but I’ve noticed here in California that a preponderance of drivers doing this are sporting Oregon plates on their vehicles. I just chalked it up to being some sort of cultural thing - do all Oregon drivers favor the left lane?  And if so, is there some sort of reason?
    It's odd. In Oregon, most those drivers are Washington plates.
    It would seem that in different states, there are specific ones that stand out.
    I don't know if it is a mentality when they get in different states or what.
    In Oregon, it is unlawful to use the left lane, except when passing, yet it is rarely enforced. Which is irritating.
    A lot of times, when we are climbing a hill and see a vehicle in the distance, riding the left lane, we make bets on what state it is from.
    And the bulk of those I’ve seen here in Calif will ride the left lane even when there are no other vehicles in sight. And if you pull up behind them indicating you want to pass, they refuse to move over. It’s frustrating.....  🙄
  • Trykflyr_1
    Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Access panels that are 1/2 inch too small.  Starting screws by the Zen Process.  Old rivets that have age hardened into coffin nails.......
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Access panels that are 1/2 inch too small.  Starting screws by the Zen Process.  Old rivets that have age hardened into coffin nails.......
    Yes, but it was interesting

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When your two grownass children can’t get along. 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,533 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Taking an oath to support and defend the constitution and then immediately working to violate it.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That our maintenance department calls this fixed 
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^^ Yikes

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    People who don't get up to speed on freeway on-ramps. I almost died twice this morning because they come in at 45 and just cut into the lane.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    People who don't get up to speed on freeway on-ramps. I almost died twice this morning because they come in at 45 and just cut into the lane.
    Agreed. I’ve had that happen a number of times - some of them while I was pulling our travel trailer. I think I’ve caused some of them to have to change their underwear. I usually wait until I’m alongside them and lay on the horn.....  

    These millenial idiots seem to think that having their turn signal on gives them the right of way over the active lane of traffic. 
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    People here do not stop or give a turn signal when entering the highway from a side road. Then they without care speed up to get across all lanes to get to a turnaround lane. Almost lost 4 family members because of this which caused a horrendous crash.

    I sometimes wonder if people who do not use turn signals think they are conserving energy.
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,533 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Supervising anybody under 25.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,636 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ShawnOL said:
    Supervising anybody under 25.
    Put the damned smartphone away!!!!?
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ShawnOL said:
    Supervising anybody under 25.
    Put the damned smartphone away!!!!?
    Pull up your pants

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Far_North_64
    Far_North_64 Posts: 925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When my old azz ipad won't load a thread with photos in it...like the gardens, what are you smoking and I smoked a god cigar from threads.    Silly thing will load the Bum of the Week thread no problem tho.  Go figure.
    Go into settings and set Show All Bums to "no"
    Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.

  • Trykflyr_1
    Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^^^    Where's the fun in doing that?
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,533 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    Rap "music".

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.