Yes, I was at a coffee shop's open house and they were doing a sensory analysis of some coffee they'd roasted but the strong, pleasant orange air fragrance sent from the nearby bathroom was throwing everyone off.
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I hate when work IT people have to fix $h!t that isn't broken.
And when they fix it, it doesn't work anymore
And how do the nimrods get paid to "fix" things by breaking them abd mechanics have to actually make things work?
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Having to type with only my let hand. Of course, there are some things that are more difficult, glad the toilet paper shortage is over.
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
Having to type with only my let hand. Of course, there are some things that are more difficult, glad the toilet paper shortage is over.
I won’t share the first thing that came to mind.....
@Amos_Umwhat said:
Having to type with only my let hand. Of course, there are some things that are more difficult, glad the toilet paper shortage is over.
I won’t share the first thing that came to mind.....
Somehow, I think you just did...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
I have to lose weight. I got fat. But damnit I want a beer. I don't diet on weekends. If I can't have a few and a steak on a weekend what's the point anyways.
Why do all my hobbies have to be things that are terrible for me.
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
When you're home alone stuck on a work conference call and can't come to the door to accept a UPS package with cigars because CA requires adult signatures for tobacco deliveries now.
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Clogged shower drains that thwart the normal methods of removing hair clogs. Man, I had to pee in the toilet this morning, this is really ruining my day.
If the baking soda and vinegar don't work I'm going to have to dig out the big snake.
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@Yakster said:
Clogged shower drains that thwart the normal methods of removing hair clogs. Man, I had to pee in the toilet this morning, this is really ruining my day.
If the baking soda and vinegar don't work I'm going to have to dig out the big snake.
I thought you said you'd already peed?
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@Yakster said:
Clogged shower drains that thwart the normal methods of removing hair clogs. Man, I had to pee in the toilet this morning, this is really ruining my day.
If the baking soda and vinegar don't work I'm going to have to dig out the big snake.
In a related matter I pulled what looked like a blonde wookie fetus out of my drain the other day. I think it growled and tried to bite me.
I can't understand how my wife sheds so much hair and isn't bald.
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
@Yakster said:
Clogged shower drains that thwart the normal methods of removing hair clogs. Man, I had to pee in the toilet this morning, this is really ruining my day.
If the baking soda and vinegar don't work I'm going to have to dig out the big snake.
In a related matter I pulled what looked like a blonde wookie fetus out of my drain the other day. I think it growled and tried to bite me.
I can't understand how my wife sheds so much hair and isn't bald.
Right?
I asked my wife if women shed.
She asked why I would ask that.
I told her to go look in the shower.
It had hair everywhere.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I found my 25' x 1/4" drum auger and managed to navigate several corners and played out about 20' of snake before I was able to break the clog and reel in a rat sized hairball.
Shower's working fine now, but I missed out on a family lunch date.
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Had to have one of my cats put to sleep this morning. He had a fungal pneumonia. The vet says the treatment for it almost never works, would probably require a feeding tube and simply prolong the agony for a few weeks/months. I said I'd seen enough of that kind of "care" in humans while I was working in ICU for years.
Apparently the mild winter and wet spring has caused certain fungi to get out of hand.
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Yes, I was at a coffee shop's open house and they were doing a sensory analysis of some coffee they'd roasted but the strong, pleasant orange air fragrance sent from the nearby bathroom was throwing everyone off.
Don't try those big blue mints. They taste awful!
People stealing my gas cap
I hate when work IT people have to fix $h!t that isn't broken.
And when they fix it, it doesn't work anymore
And how do the nimrods get paid to "fix" things by breaking them abd mechanics have to actually make things work?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
The Peter Principle--people rise to the level of their incompetence.
Govt takes that to a whole new level.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I hate Frank smoking my cigars
I’m told I’ma high riser!
I have been unemployed for almost a year.....guess that makes me a genius. 🤓
Having to type with only my let hand. Of course, there are some things that are more difficult, glad the toilet paper shortage is over.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I won’t share the first thing that came to mind.....
Somehow, I think you just did...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
When shoes fit too big. These are absolutely real btw, announced the release today
When I run out of chips before I run out of dip.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
I wish we would run out of dips...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Being on a diet.
I have to lose weight. I got fat. But damnit I want a beer. I don't diet on weekends. If I can't have a few and a steak on a weekend what's the point anyways.
Why do all my hobbies have to be things that are terrible for me.
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Coffee, no milk, no sugar, no adjuncts, no calories. It does contain a powerful, addictive drug, however.
When you're home alone stuck on a work conference call and can't come to the door to accept a UPS package with cigars because CA requires adult signatures for tobacco deliveries now.
Priorities! Just say BRB.
Clogged shower drains that thwart the normal methods of removing hair clogs. Man, I had to pee in the toilet this morning, this is really ruining my day.
If the baking soda and vinegar don't work I'm going to have to dig out the big snake.
I thought you said you'd already peed?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
In a related matter I pulled what looked like a blonde wookie fetus out of my drain the other day. I think it growled and tried to bite me.
I can't understand how my wife sheds so much hair and isn't bald.
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Right?
I asked my wife if women shed.
She asked why I would ask that.
I told her to go look in the shower.
It had hair everywhere.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I found my 25' x 1/4" drum auger and managed to navigate several corners and played out about 20' of snake before I was able to break the clog and reel in a rat sized hairball.
Shower's working fine now, but I missed out on a family lunch date.
Ah, the triumph of hair ball removal. Now you know how the cat feels.
Had to have one of my cats put to sleep this morning. He had a fungal pneumonia. The vet says the treatment for it almost never works, would probably require a feeding tube and simply prolong the agony for a few weeks/months. I said I'd seen enough of that kind of "care" in humans while I was working in ICU for years.
Apparently the mild winter and wet spring has caused certain fungi to get out of hand.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Sorry for your loss. I know it was a tough decision to have to make.
That's too bad, Steve.
Sounds like you did the right thing......Still a hard thing to do.
Sorry Steve