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Can you spell sinecure?“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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LOL!
You have to wonder what their job duties actually are.
Attend Pope celebration.
Attend church.
Attend Easter celebration.
Send report to Washington.
Sleep all day.
Relax on River Tiber.
Get paid.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.1 -
Do we have a Sealand ambassador?"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Probably, but that would be a sucky tour of duty. Unless they give them a nice yacht to live on. Even then, the weather there sucks as bad as Oregon coast's weather.Wylaff said:Do we have a Sealand ambassador?In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.0 -
Brazen Colorado Governor PARDONS Convicted Armed Felon To Stave Off Deportation
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What I like about the Brits is they have the royals to do this dumb schidt, which gives the PM more time to do real work.
https://youtu.be/runYPf4Q2g8
Who's the other old farts in stuffed shirts linking arms and curtseying with swords on their shoulders? What do we pay them to accomplish?
While there, Trump told the Muslim world:"Religious leaders must make this absolutely clear: barbarism will deliver you no glory - piety to evil will bring you no dignity. If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned."
Admit it, you can't imagine those words coming out of BHO.
No. Instead, right after Benghazi, while Shillary was still floating her fake news about an internet vid causing all the ruckus, here's what Obama had to say:"the future must not belong to those who would slander the prophet of Islam."
... and then ... he bowed
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Acquiescence can never win the day... nice post, Davis.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
I have to say, that's exactly what's been needing to be said. I'm proud of him for it.webmost said:
While there, Trump told the Muslim world:"Religious leaders must make this absolutely clear: barbarism will deliver you no glory - piety to evil will bring you no dignity. If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned."
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
But, and it has to be said. The haters will keep plugging away accurately or not, right or wrong, truth or lies, it just does not matter to them. And no matter the good done nothing will be good enough because they don't like him, and would rather destroy him. There is not even a wait and see, it is all obstructionists. My God man, how are we ever going to get over the great "bowing incident".Amos_Umwhat said:
I have to say, that's exactly what's been needing to be said. I'm proud of him for it.webmost said:
While there, Trump told the Muslim world:"Religious leaders must make this absolutely clear: barbarism will deliver you no glory - piety to evil will bring you no dignity. If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned."
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But (shudder) the "Great Bowing Incident" will overshadow it all. It does not matter how1
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"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...3 -
It's from the romphim kickstarter. It's like 200 bucks."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
Thats nothing if its quality, I'll send it to @Patrickbrick in time for the Milwaukee HerfA little dirt never hurt2
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I showed this to my wife. She said that she would chip in some cash if @Patrickbrick will wear it to the Milwaukee herf. Wish I could be there!dirtdude said:Thats nothing if its quality, I'll send it to @Patrickbrick in time for the Milwaukee Herf
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.0 -
Why would they put Nick under the jail?A little dirt never hurt8
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Evergreen State College President Expresses 'Gratitude' For Students Who Took Over Campus
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Portland Mayor Calls for Cancellation of Trump Free-speech Rally
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I FIGURED IT OUT.
They all have a brain parasite and soon they will be zombies.
And then and then they will want to eat your brains.3 -
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
THAILAND: TOURIST WEARING FAKE SHARK FIN HARPOONED 9 TIMES BY VILLAGERS
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/
Giggle."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...4 -
You can make this stuff up.
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Fake news!? I've never heard of such a thing.2
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Guitarded said:"Tiger" Woods arrested for DUI.
I hope @Usaf06 was the arresting officer, and they put the jerk under the jail.It sure looks like ESPN Photoshopped Tiger Woods' hairdo on mugshot
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-mugshot-espn-photoshop-hair
Why? Did Nike (Tiger's employer, who I'm sure spends tons of money on ESPN ads,) maybe ask ESPN to clean up his mugshot?2 -
Quite an unfortunate name for a gator-raper. I nominate this for a Darwin award.Wylaff said:¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado! -General Zapata1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZQW4-L9tp8
