What do you cigar lovin fools look like????
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those pics were takin this fall but today I looked just like this!!!!!! LOL It is HeavenYankeeMan:
I am so freakin' jealous! We're freezing here in NY and you're sitting there in shorts with green trees behind you and your family. Global warming my butt!Redtailhawkoz:
Ozzie Kicking Back in the Back Gardens and My Wife and Stepdaughter in My Back Garden Sanctuary, Life is Good In California!
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Cancun......a fat mans paradice.0 -
Picture George Clooney. With a really big ****. That's me.0
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hahahahaha urbi, glad to have you back man! Your already crackin me up!0
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Hey, you're a good lookin' . . . um . . . you look just like your . . . no, wait . . . um . . . who's your dentist?Alex Williams:hahahahaha urbi, glad to have you back man! Your already crackin me up!
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Congrats on hitting 4k!urbino:Hey, you're a good lookin' . . . um . . . you look just like your . . . no, wait . . . um . . . who's your dentist?Alex Williams:hahahahaha urbi, glad to have you back man! Your already crackin me up!0 -
4000 POSTS CONGRATS!urbino:Hey, you're a good lookin' . . . um . . . you look just like your . . . no, wait . . . um . . . who's your dentist?Alex Williams:hahahahaha urbi, glad to have you back man! Your already crackin me up!0 -
Damn! You bear a striking resemblance to one of my ex wives!xmacro:Yo0 -
LOL..congrats on 4000 posts...that is a lot fo PC time..0
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Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?Redtailhawkoz:
Ozzie Kicking Back in the Back Gardens and My Wife and Stepdaughter in My Back Garden Sanctuary, Life is Good In California!
Peace![Smile [:)]](/cs/emoticons/emotion-1.gif)
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Hey Maddy, I think you may just die for that comment. just sayin, Oz looks like the kind of guy that has numerous weapons0
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Seriously. I don't envy the guy that picked her up for prom.dennisking:Hey Maddy, I think you may just die for that comment. just sayin, Oz looks like the kind of guy that has numerous weapons0 -
Thanks, guys. I'm just naturally blabby, I guess.0
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Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?Redtailhawkoz:
Ozzie Kicking Back in the Back Gardens and My Wife and Stepdaughter in My Back Garden Sanctuary, Life is Good In California!
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dennisking:Hey Maddy, I think you may just die for that comment. just sayin, Oz looks like the kind of guy that has numerous weapons
And we're not talking some quick kill weapon like a gun we're talking BATTLE AXE, Or a mace or something from one of the SAW films...
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since I just figured out how to upload images... here are a few...
That's me on the right... Spring Training in Scottsdale... The Salty Senorita is the place to be...
again... I'm the good lookin one on the right...
Golf and stogies really go together... the only thing missing was a bourbon on the rocks...0 -
Try and guess which one is me..........
Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..0 -
I tried to find a pic of me with a gun, but strangely it does not exist... not even a paintball gun... I can probably dig up a shot of me and some Halibut or a Sturgeon, but that's it...lilwing88:Try and guess which one is me..........0 -
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.cabinetmaker:
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨0 -
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...Hays:
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.cabinetmaker:
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?0 -
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.robbyras:
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...Hays:
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.cabinetmaker:
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?0 -
I gotta remember that one for when my daughter gets older!!!fla-gypsy:
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.robbyras:
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...Hays:
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.cabinetmaker:
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..0 -
fla-gypsy:
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.robbyras:
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...Hays:
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.cabinetmaker:
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?
ROFLMAO!!! That's awesome!0 -
It was a good one and very effective. Sometimes what is not said communicates the loudest message0
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Now that is beautiful...I kinda like that one.fla-gypsy:My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨0 -
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Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?madurofan:
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?Redtailhawkoz:
Ozzie Kicking Back in the Back Gardens and My Wife and Stepdaughter in My Back Garden Sanctuary, Life is Good In California!
Peace
How did I miss this? First of all My Step Daughter is OFF LIMITS GUYS! LOL Sh has an Incredible voice and someday you will be able to Buy her Records.....
Now about the Animal Parts...... I do Lakota Sioux Sundance Ceremonys. Native American Culture in my Life. If ou want to see Animal Parts you should see my Alter.... The Spirits walk with us and Know what each of us is doing.. Believe that. Life is good, Hays is a BIG BOY , Im only 6'1" 220 not a small guy.
Peace guys Im off the grid for a couple days! Heading to the Redwoods to do a Spring Solstice Ceremony!0 -
Off limits? I'm married, everything is off limits.
She is really cute, though! /me ducks! 0 -
I'd buy anything she sells!!!0
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