A Florida Man....
VegasFrank
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On honor of Nick, our resident Floridian....
I enjoy a good "florida man" story and came across this classic one about a cop. Thought this might be a good place to share your "Florida Man" stories.
Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food — investigation reveals it was seasoning
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/ny-news-burger-king-police-not-dirt-seasoning-20180705-story.html?outputType=amp
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Funny how one needs to go to the NEW YORK TIMES to find a story about Florida
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A Guy from Florida
To be fair, it was the NY Daily News. Papers in florida wouldn't start a headline with "A Florida Man" silly
LOL you never read a Florida paper then. We eat our young often
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That explains what you like frozen patties @Usaf06
How about this one
Florida man arrested for domestic battery jumps into bay with handcuffs on, dies
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wbtw.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-domestic-battery-jumps-into-bay-with-handcuffs-on-dies/amp/
the woman was "wearing only his underwear"? They're wild in FL.
Exactly ^. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
We do have some whackadoodles down here
Nuts roll downhill.
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Is that Peter with a few days of hair growth
There are Florida Man and Florida Woman twitter accounts that have crazy headlines and links to stories constantly. Even a google search will yield hilarious results.
Fake but funny...
There was actually a woman arrested for driving around a Walmart parking lot in one of those drinking wine from a Pringles can. I read the article twice, it was hilarious.
MOW badge received.
She's a looker
I am confused. Is that a man or a woman?
Probably a tranny of some sort.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
FL Man Kills Wife With Sword
https://bearingarms.com/tomk/2020/09/18/fl-man-kills-wife-with-sword/?utm_source=badaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=30d0a1f54968815d15f6b37a100e1437
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Bros before Hoes...
Grandad and Dad worked out at the Cape. Born & raised in Cocoa Beach.
Florida is a f*cked up, crazy place and I really miss it! LOL
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^^^^My child bride and I lived in Cocoa Beach back in 1958-1960.
We were broke when we got there and it took us 28 months to scrape up travelin’ money to get us outta that bug and mildew infested place. But I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything... 👴🏻👵🏻
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