A Florida Man....

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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    @jlmarta said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

    Leave WbyGodV out of this 😂

    FIFY

    You fixed it 😂

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    Fake. Never mind.

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's not an emergency, he should have called 311.

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A San Jose, Calif. Man... (as reported on the Nextdoor app)

    Me and my son(6 years) were walking down cahalan when a tall boy with a mullet wearing a “The Dude” shirt approached us. He looked like he was high off marijuana and kept repeating, “Wacka Wacka”. The sound he was making reminded of that one bear from the muppets. As he got closer I noticed he started staring at my son and at that point I was ready to get physical. But within seconds he ran up to my son, snatched his pop tart and said, “You smell like rangus”, and started running. I didn’t bother running after him because I thought “oh well it’s just a pop tart”, but my son was aggressively crying and he ended up soiling himself.After that, he did smell like rangus. If anyone notices a teenage boy with a “The Dude” shirt please contact me. I would like to talk his parents and stop him from making other kids produce hot brown rain.

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,889 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,389 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The line is ^.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,135 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ill take the red states against the blue states, any day.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,389 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,135 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I didn't even catch that, Frank. I guess I'm just so used to people using the wrong words these days.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭

    like "I won" web he didn't? lol

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lol!
    "When", not "web", lol, auto correct ....

  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,889 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    Frank grading papers on the web too 😂😂

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    If she didn’t spill it in her lap and burn her cooter, she got no case!

    "Your face is your case."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If it does not fit (in the 3-1/2 minute prep time), you must acquit.

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, I was thinking Melbourne was pretty close